Best. Juror. Ever! (PeaceNikki)

[IdaBriggs]

I served. PeaceNikki ruled.

On Thu Feb 27, 2014, 05:03 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

Not surprizing in the least.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1172&pid=138373

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Would you like to hide this post?
"You're on a democrats forum- a group of people even dumber than republicans"
just read the whole thing and once you quit laughing, or pick your eyeballs off the floor after they rolled out of your head, just say HIDE. Thank you

JURY RESULTS

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Thu Feb 27, 2014, 05:14 PM, and the Jury voted 6-0 to HIDE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Smells like troll in here.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Attacks DU as a group in personal terms? This is not debate. It is a rude rant.
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Alerter said it all.
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Troll. Call MIRT. Funny fool - not even subtle.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Poster is lost as well as pathetic. Keep him/her off here.
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: As a member of Obama Death Panel #666, (the DU jury) it is my duty to inform you that after careful review under the newly enacted Obama-death care/FEMA Concentration Camp Act of 2009, it has been determined you are an effected person under article J paragraph 6 of said act and I quote "Any individual who blathers on about Obama phones and free health care (Obvs WOP, that’s you)".

Also (and truck nutz) Under Article M paragraph 2256 of said act it clearly specifies and I quote "Effected Persons will report to the nearest FEMA black site at which time they will have our Glorious Leaders (Comrade Mullah Obamas) long form Birf Certificate tattooed on their spacious rumps so that they might be skinned and flensed for the amusement of our Nigerian Overlords and the House Democratic Caucus while simultaneously providing a copy of said birth verification to every mouth breathing wingnut who demands it.(At little or no cost to the government)."

Long live the constitution.

PeaceNikki
Assistant Under Secretary of Ideological Purity and Mayhem
Death Panel #666


Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[PeaceNikki]

1. lol. I riffed that off of a Wonkette comment from eons ago.

[IdaBriggs]

13. It was beautiful!

A jury comment so amazing, your fellow DU'ers are proudly sending you to the Greatest Page!



and

[PeaceNikki]

19. lol, thanks!

I'm in a silly mood and that troll needed a good dose of snark.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

61. PeaceNikki lol That was awesome! nt

[MADem]

78. Righteous!!! Full marks! nt

[livetohike]

2. This needs to go to the Greatest page right now.

PeaceNikki

[L0oniX]

3. This may start a trend. (rec 5)

[malaise]

4. Delish

[Ohio Joe]

5. bwahahahahah... Awesome

Death Panel #666... Too funny

[uppityperson]

6. k&r for Peace Nikki!

[Gothmog]

7. Great jury comment

[pintobean]

8. Look at the AUG 2012 gungeon thread he posted in

It's chock full of PPRed trolls. Which one was it?

The post, the thread, the alerter's comments, Nikki's comments, 6-0hide - sooo much win!

Link - http://www.democraticunderground.com/117266743

[PeaceNikki]

12. it's a shame the comment was removed

It ended with a fervent wish that DUers are the first ones rounded up for the FEMA camps.

Awesome.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

17. let's also add PPR'ing of said troll

NICE

[pintobean]

27. Here's the list of the departed

from that thread.

bongbong
glacierbay
rDigital
jody
Reasonable_Argument

and two from today? WOP and another name removed?

[Shrike47]

67. An impressive list of those who won't be missed.

[Cali_Democrat]

9. I'm glad that gunner finally unmasked himself

There are quite a few people in that forum who share his point of view.

[PeaceNikki]

10. thanks for posting it, maybe that troll will read it

Hope you have fun at reeducation camp, pal!!

[ProSense]

14. You know I love to laugh.

You made my day.

[glinda]

69. Mine too! Excellent judgement explanation!

[IdaBriggs]

20. Trolls can read?!!!

Your sense of humor is REALLY showing now!

[PeaceNikki]

29. Yes, but won't get it. Republicans & humor - going together like chinchillas & skee-ball since 1861

[Pretzel_Warrior]

11. so the poster who got hidden has been here since 2009 and has 6 posts

and chose to use the 6th on this rant? interesting.

[PeaceNikki]

15. he had like 7 posts. sleeper troll

[Pretzel_Warrior]

18. it looks like he/she posted 4 in the last 90 days

I can't imagine the dipshits that are so mentally fucked up they'd create a whole list of usernames and then just sit on them as they slowly burn through each one trying to disrupt.

Very low view of their time on this world, I guess.

[PeaceNikki]

26. It's pathological.

[MrMickeysMom]

73. Sleeper troll...

Great description… I'm gonna remember that!

[LittleBlue]

16. Holy sh-

Well done, PeaceNikki

[Aristus]

21. K&R!

Well done, PeaceNikki!

[KittyWampus]

22. PeaceNikki FTW! That's some good creative writing.

[Richardo]

23. She is the best. lots of things. ever.

And I say that from personal experience.

[PeaceNikki]

25. bow chicka bow wow

lol



And thanks, you're a sweetheart.

[11 Bravo]

24. That's as good as it gets. Well done, PeaceNikki!

[The Magistrate]

28. A Choice Bit Indeed, Ma'am --- Kudos!

[zappaman]

30. Wow.

EPIC!

[TheDebbieDee]

31. Being harrassed/teased by the poster of honor, and then being alerted to the fact

That she had started a thread boasting about it in the meta-forum is the reason I stopped donating to DU. Your hero is a nasty piece of work...

I wonder how much money people like her have cost DU over the years?

[PeaceNikki]

33. "Being"?? We had a heated exchange 2 years ago. You get what you give, sweetie!

This is the first time I've replied to you since that exchange in which you said absolutely horrible shit to me. And it's been, what.... 2 years? Get over it. That chip on your shoulder is heavy.

[TheDebbieDee]

38. What a sorry world you must live in to rack up such a post count. Don't you have

A life away from your computer? You're not so big that you CAN'T get away from your computer, are you? Anyway, I'm done with you and your pettiness because now I've had my say. Peace out, Nikki.

[PeaceNikki]

41. kthxbai!

[mindwalker_i]

44. Somebody needs a nap n/t

[Pretzel_Warrior]

55. This ticks me off. I get a hide for calling someone a Debbie Downer but this POST!!!

I am livid that some few of us are stalked by our antagonists and get alerted on virtually anything we say but this clearly insulting post gets to stay.

Garbage.

[PeaceNikki]

56. Oh, they also let one stand where she literally told me to eat a bullet.

The jury system is fucking stupid.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

57. it is really unfair. I think a few are starting to see how I'm being singled out as well

not trying to make this about me. Just laughing incredulously at the disparity in standards from one person to the next.

[PeaceNikki]

58. There are no standards. It's Lord of the Flies.

[Shrike47]

68. Is that a comment on another poster's possible weight or size? Looks like it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

77. ...and yet you claim this poster is mean to you?

While slamming on a good many DUers with high post counts? Wow... there's some irony or something in there. For shame.

Love,

A no-lifer...

[Le Taz Hot]

66. Oh, ffs.

I've been called every name in the book on this board, including "Republican." So what? With very few exceptions, I can't even remember who made the remark(s). It's just not important and it's REALLY not important 2 YEARS (???) later. If the people bug me enough they get put on Ignore. Problem solved.

The only person you're hurting with this grudge is yourself. And if you don't have thicker skin than that, you might want to find another board, or at least another forum as GD is known to get a bit, er, scrappy.

[Sheldon Cooper]

80. lol!

[MADem]

81. Threads like this give me hope for DU....

I like it when DUers don't put up with hateful and uncivil bullshit.

[BainsBane]

32. Note that the poster assumes he's talking to other Republicans

since he's in the gungeon. I'm surprised that one didn't earn a name nuke from MIRT.

I noticed he's a sleeper troll who suddenly woke up.

[Jazzgirl]

34. Oh yay and it's gone too.

Can't believe it lasted that long.

[TBF]

35. Nice!

[William769]

36. kick & recommended.

[giftedgirl77]

37. Priceless PeaceNikki

Kudos to you

[bvar22]

40. Well Done!

Kudos to PeaceNikki!!

So much talent and creativity here at DU.

[greatauntoftriplets]

42. MIRT is still rolling on the floor over that one.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

43. If only we could have educated him...

alas...

[PeaceNikki]

45. oh, we will. we will....

[A-Schwarzenegger]

46. Ha...

He did leave the door open by implying that Republicans are dumb.
So there is hope. Had he had his Ron Paul sig long?

[txwhitedove]

47. DU Jury, hereafter to be known as "Obama Death Panel #666". Love it.

[Brother Buzz]

48. I've been on many juries and have always enjoyed the jury comments

I will even state unequivocally, some of the best creative writing on DU is often found in said comments, but THIS one totally raised the bar. Awesome!

Kudos to PeaceNikki!

[Aerows]

49. Kudos to PeaceNikki

Welcome to the bullshit that people are being asked to arbitrate lately. Why this isn't just banned is a question I will ask, to the detriment of my ability to post here. I just know some bad shit has been going on here, and even as a host you have NO power to stop it. You just sit and watch the site of DU wither under the weight of poison.

[babylonsister]

50. Bwhahaha! I can't stop laughing-perfect!!

[Little_Wing]

51. K&R

Well played!

[progressoid]

52. "birth verification"

[sheshe2]

53. PeaceNikki!

[hue]

54. Perfect!! :-) Thanks!!!

[el_bryanto]

59. That is pretty impressive. nt

[Kali]

60. that was excellent

[mcar]

62. "Also (and truck nutz)"

You covered all their bases. Brilliant!

[obxhead]

63. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Best laugh I've had on DU this year.

Thanks for posting and thanks to PeaceNikki for the slap down!

[No Vested Interest]

64. I served on that jury as well. Just not so creative.

At least we all got the verdict correct - unanimity.
FWIW - I seldom vote to hide, but this instance was unequivocal.

[lastlib]

65. !

at which time they will have our Glorious Leaders (Comrade Mullah Obamas) long form Birf Certificate tattooed on their spacious rumps....providing a copy of said birth verification to every mouth breathing wingnut who demands it.

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. . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . .

Priceless, PeaceNikki!! You win the Internets today! .

[UtahLib]

70. Truly, a thing of beauty. nt

[Enthusiast]

71. Birf.

[Hekate]

72. Bravo PeaceNikki!

[WilliamPitt]

74. Alerting. Abuse of the Jury System.

Gold.

[myrna minx]

75. Hilarious!

[JustAnotherGen]

76. Love it!

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[In_The_Wind]

79. Indeed!

[WheelWalker]

82. Inspired and inspiring. Reads like a Kurt Vonnegut re-write of an SNL skit, lol !

[iamthebandfanman]

83. FEMA camps

are my favorite thing to tease the right with when discussion has disintegrated ..

i usually comment that the volunteers(me included in them) and Obama youth finished them months ago and why isn't the person im talking to in one yet

[IdaBriggs]

84. I am totally going to steal that!

[iamthebandfanman]

85. its fun.

i remember a while back i told some troll that i spent a lot of time digging a massive ditch that could have held hundreds of people and that im pretty sure it was going to be a pool ... i mean, what else could it be for? *giggle*

their paranoia is just to hard to pass up sometimes