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last1standing

(11,709 posts)
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:43 PM Aug 2013

Sorry guys, we've had to scrap the Constitution because the Guardian uses cookies.

It was a good run while it lasted but since a news outlet in Great Britain began using cookies to track surfers we've been forced to abandon basic principles of human rights.

I know you'll all understand.

-the administration

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Sorry guys, we've had to scrap the Constitution because the Guardian uses cookies. (Original Post) last1standing Aug 2013 OP
It's all the fault of that Greenwald and that Snowden guy! Hate them! Hunt them! Lynch them! leveymg Aug 2013 #1
I have no doubt at all that some of them would. last1standing Aug 2013 #2
There you go confirming that the panda bears on DU Rex Aug 2013 #4
Figures it would be England. I have it from a good source that they are all "Gay" BlueJazz Aug 2013 #73
They never really Got Over 1776, did they? bvar22 Aug 2013 #152
..and what's worse (for me) ..my Mother was born in England but I..I guess it's a pain and.. BlueJazz Aug 2013 #154
I feel your pain. bvar22 Aug 2013 #155
I Wanted Ponies, But Got Cookies Instead... WillyT Aug 2013 #3
You want ponies? Scootaloo Aug 2013 #6
I always liked the soviet ponies PowerToThePeople Aug 2013 #18
Oh, you mean like this 'un? Scootaloo Aug 2013 #41
Thanks for this MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #66
LSD is a waste of money in the internet age Scootaloo Aug 2013 #67
Yes, I've now seen the (undulating) light MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #69
Hahaha, do you recognize the music? TekGryphon Aug 2013 #142
Makes perfect sense to me 99th_Monkey Aug 2013 #5
I've been holding my breath ever since finding out that Rand Paul breaths, too. last1standing Aug 2013 #8
LOL!!! MNBrewer Aug 2013 #21
WTF. Don't most web site use cookies? Autumn Aug 2013 #7
I always thought so but there you have it. last1standing Aug 2013 #10
Doesn't DU use cookies? I guess I better go through and find out Autumn Aug 2013 #15
All the more reason to scrap the Constitution! last1standing Aug 2013 #17
Yep. East Coast Pirate Aug 2013 #22
Yes, DU does use cookies and you need to understand that this makes it okay for the Government sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #30
Exactly! It sort of like how chained CPI will really help seniors. last1standing Aug 2013 #33
Since I found the OP that led up to this OP I understand it all. Autumn Aug 2013 #34
Haven't been on DU much today - trying to clean my pig-sty of a house. Could you link to that kath Aug 2013 #40
I sent you the link Autumn Aug 2013 #49
I didn't see the other thread, but unlike yourself, I have taken enough reeducation courses to be sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #44
It was a good one. Autumn Aug 2013 #51
Lol, I found it. Omg, that is a riot! sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #54
PUH-LEEZE, Sabrina 1! Th1onein Aug 2013 #96
It's good to have you on board, citizen. last1standing Aug 2013 #101
Now, THESE are cookies! leveymg Aug 2013 #11
Yes, THOSE are indeed cookies! Autumn Aug 2013 #16
me want COOKIES! madrchsod Aug 2013 #31
Then try to start thinking of the NSA as a giant "cookie factory." last1standing Aug 2013 #35
Not fair! Now I want cookies. Enthusiast Aug 2013 #138
Yep! Those are cookies alright... Kahuna Aug 2013 #139
Not even Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler, nor Atilla used cookies MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #63
We have text messages from Attilla proving he did indeed use cookies. last1standing Aug 2013 #64
Oh, *those* kind of cookies MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #68
Stalin used borcht and Hitler was deep into the strudel. last1standing Aug 2013 #72
Manny be reasonable and think about it, Autumn Aug 2013 #71
Manny? Reasonable? MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #89
LOL, the UK is one of the worlds largest surveillance states. joshcryer Aug 2013 #114
dumping images of my HD and phone sim card out to the net for everyone PowerToThePeople Aug 2013 #9
Make sure they're date stamped, will you? last1standing Aug 2013 #12
... Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2013 #13
You never LOVED him! :( nt Demo_Chris Aug 2013 #14
I was too busy working on the Rand Paul campaign. last1standing Aug 2013 #27
Nah, just don't have full of shit people taking advantage of peoples knowledge of computers to stoke uponit7771 Aug 2013 #19
Yep. Nothing to see here. Move along. last1standing Aug 2013 #20
Yeah, there's somethign to see and Obama brought it up a month before SnowGlen but fuck facts what uponit7771 Aug 2013 #23
Don't you mean "Crapper" since you want to play name calling? last1standing Aug 2013 #24
It's all lies, lies, lies! East Coast Pirate Aug 2013 #25
Kick And Recommend cantbeserious Aug 2013 #26
I got kicked off the original thread about this for suggesting the OP get a life. Comrade Grumpy Aug 2013 #28
That's ok, I got kicked off a thread for pointing out that someone posted lies about my posts. last1standing Aug 2013 #29
i use adblock,don`t track me,and mask me.... madrchsod Aug 2013 #32
We're not tracking you. last1standing Aug 2013 #36
well that' what the folks from the CDES say - Committee for the Defense of the Electronic Stassi Douglas Carpenter Aug 2013 #37
That information is classified. last1standing Aug 2013 #47
What am I missing here? drm604 Aug 2013 #38
That's like asking what marmalade has to do with tennis! last1standing Aug 2013 #46
Thanks for the link. Now I at least understand the OP. drm604 Aug 2013 #90
As long as Obama looks good, who needs a 4th amendment? RetroLounge Aug 2013 #39
We all keep pinups of him rising slowly out of the ocean in our cubicles. last1standing Aug 2013 #42
Wow - you must be psychic! You posted that as I was composing my post asking for the kath Aug 2013 #55
We found room in the budget for keystroke reader software. last1standing Aug 2013 #57
He's sooooo dreamy in a swimsuit - someone please post that pic of him body-surfing in Hawaii. kath Aug 2013 #43
An image will be emailed to you shortly. last1standing Aug 2013 #48
When you surf without cookies you are surfing with HITLER! nt Demo_Chris Aug 2013 #45
Or worse, Libertarians! last1standing Aug 2013 #50
OMG! Demo_Chris Aug 2013 #147
Hey, that's my shtick. MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #52
You're getting slow, Manny. last1standing Aug 2013 #53
Lol, imitation is the highest form of flattery. You are the best but this one is pretty good too! sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #56
Manny really is the best. last1standing Aug 2013 #58
I agree. I love some of your own comments in this thread, lol! sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #62
Thank you. last1standing Aug 2013 #65
Oh, this nails it. MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #60
Please, don't encourage this. Autumn Aug 2013 #61
Lol, you mean like a sort of 'bi-partisan' effort? sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #70
I don't have a clue!! I'm so confused Autumn Aug 2013 #77
Wouldn't it be easier if you spent more time on Facebook and let us handle the thinking? last1standing Aug 2013 #81
Maybe your maid said you were out East Coast Pirate Aug 2013 #75
Ok. You had me at Boy Wonder. last1standing Aug 2013 #83
Roflmao! NealK Aug 2013 #59
We aim to please. last1standing Aug 2013 #74
I've seen some stretches Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #76
Exactly right! Don't try to connect the dots, or to look behind the curtain. last1standing Aug 2013 #79
The thread you've linked to Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #91
Which is why we must destroy the Constitution. last1standing Aug 2013 #92
The word salad you've posted Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #97
The administration apologizes for your dislike of us siging off as "the administration." last1standing Aug 2013 #98
Oh, puleeze ... Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #99
We know we're laughable, citizen. last1standing Aug 2013 #100
The cruelest joke of all Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #102
Again we agree, citizen. last1standing Aug 2013 #103
I didn't mean to interrupt Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #104
Always good to have right minded people like yourself onboard. last1standing Aug 2013 #105
Oh, please, oh, please ... Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #106
There are no "dots," citizen. last1standing Aug 2013 #107
Have you ever played "peek-a-boo" Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #111
We appreciate you playing the game citizen. last1standing Aug 2013 #112
I am too busy for games, citizen Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #122
Better than knitting brows. last1standing Aug 2013 #123
Sorry Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #126
Of course you're not. last1standing Aug 2013 #127
No need to close embassies Summer Hathaway Aug 2013 #130
That's what we've said from the start. last1standing Aug 2013 #131
This citizen is sure a clever one. NealK Aug 2013 #133
You should see my PMs from the OP. joshcryer Aug 2013 #136
If he was one of us, he would have. last1standing Aug 2013 #149
Nailed it...nt SidDithers Aug 2013 #151
Oh I don't know, I think everyone gets the joke, and it was quite a joke, don't you agree? sabrina 1 Aug 2013 #87
Active measures. joshcryer Aug 2013 #109
Firefox browser to move ahead with ‘Do Not Track’ option ProSense Aug 2013 #78
It doesn't matter how many doors get slammed in your face. last1standing Aug 2013 #80
Are cookies good, bad or benign? n/t ProSense Aug 2013 #82
They're tasty. last1standing Aug 2013 #84
LOL! ProSense Aug 2013 #85
Nobody 'wants' to scrap the Constitution. It became unworkable when the Guardian used cookies. last1standing Aug 2013 #86
I don't think that lame conclusion can be attributed to the linked post. ProSense Aug 2013 #88
Absolutely not. Let's all go back to liking kittens on Facebook. last1standing Aug 2013 #93
Apparently, the OP claim fell off the track. ProSense Aug 2013 #94
Definitely! We couldn't agree more. last1standing Aug 2013 #95
... MrMickeysMom Aug 2013 #117
... MrMickeysMom Aug 2013 #116
When did you become a cheerleader for Scalia? MannyGoldstein Aug 2013 #141
Corporate datamining propaganda. joshcryer Aug 2013 #108
You can but we'll have to record that - for your protection, of course. last1standing Aug 2013 #110
No worries, I expect to be on a list. joshcryer Aug 2013 #113
How can you say the NSA is infiltrated by corporations? last1standing Aug 2013 #115
Security corporations lobbied to work for the government. joshcryer Aug 2013 #118
That information is not true. last1standing Aug 2013 #119
Yeah, the Libertarians would protect corporate secrets. joshcryer Aug 2013 #120
Our data shows that Libertarians would only protect the data until a better offer came along. last1standing Aug 2013 #121
When you are a monopoly there is no better offer. joshcryer Aug 2013 #124
At that point we go global. last1standing Aug 2013 #128
147 companies control 40% of global wealth. joshcryer Aug 2013 #135
And we are very glad you continue to ignore our syping. last1standing Aug 2013 #150
The UK showed its level of spying today, actually. joshcryer Aug 2013 #156
"It also shows that Hoffa is buried under a mountain of irony." Le Taz Hot Aug 2013 #129
Epic thread. HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #125
You perfectly demonstrate LittleBlue Aug 2013 #132
Thanks. :) last1standing Aug 2013 #148
Dang! Trying to take this all in, I am simply in awe. I am unworthy. Pholus Aug 2013 #134
Name them? joshcryer Aug 2013 #137
Cowardice? I think not. That's simply not good manners. Pholus Aug 2013 #140
Outstanding OP & thread! Divernan Aug 2013 #143
Finally! A logically indisputable justification for blanket NSA surveillance. Zorra Aug 2013 #144
Bwah! woo me with science Aug 2013 #145
finally you understand that! Douglas Carpenter Aug 2013 #146
kick woo me with science Aug 2013 #153

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
1. It's all the fault of that Greenwald and that Snowden guy! Hate them! Hunt them! Lynch them!
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:47 PM
Aug 2013

Where's my pitch fork and shotgun?

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
2. I have no doubt at all that some of them would.
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:50 PM
Aug 2013

That is the level of hatred for anyone exposing their hero.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
4. There you go confirming that the panda bears on DU
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:51 PM
Aug 2013

are trying hard to make us all aardvarks! The aardvark agenda clearly makes people question the ants. Military ants.

 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
73. Figures it would be England. I have it from a good source that they are all "Gay"
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:10 AM
Aug 2013

But you all probably knew that from the way they talk.

bvar22

(39,909 posts)
152. They never really Got Over 1776, did they?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:20 PM
Aug 2013

Didn't "they" insist that those dirty colonial insurgents turn themselves in for Treason Against the Crown,
so they could stand them up an shoot them?

...and if the colonial insurgents did NOT turn themselves in,
they were COWARDS?


Sounds familiar to me.

 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
154. ..and what's worse (for me) ..my Mother was born in England but I..I guess it's a pain and..
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:14 PM
Aug 2013

..burden I'll have to live with for the rest of my miserable and ashamed life....

bvar22

(39,909 posts)
155. I feel your pain.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 05:26 PM
Aug 2013

We all have our crosses we must bear, no matter how heavy or painful.
I have to drink on St Paddy's Day.
Its not a burden I chose.
It was thrust upon me as an infant.

 

PowerToThePeople

(9,610 posts)
18. I always liked the soviet ponies
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:19 PM
Aug 2013

Last edited Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:21 AM - Edit history (1)

There used to be a Poster here on DU that had these videos. It was great.

TekGryphon

(430 posts)
142. Hahaha, do you recognize the music?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 10:28 AM
Aug 2013

That's from the sound track of the first Command and Conquer: Red Alert.

Loved that game, and loved the sound track

 

99th_Monkey

(19,326 posts)
5. Makes perfect sense to me
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:53 PM
Aug 2013

After all, it's not as if that's the ONLY reason the constitution has become passe.

We need look no further than--> Exhibit B - Libertarians LOVING on the constitution, and fighting tooth & nail for it.

What further evidence do we need?

It obviously just creates trouble, by getting the rabble's hopes up over-much.

PS - we may need to reconsider decriminalizing pot too, if those Libertarians keep pushing FOR legalization,
then I must be AGAINST legalization.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
8. I've been holding my breath ever since finding out that Rand Paul breaths, too.
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:58 PM
Aug 2013

I certainly don't want to do anything he would do. That would be silly.

Autumn

(45,120 posts)
7. WTF. Don't most web site use cookies?
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:58 PM
Aug 2013

I'm not computer savey at all but I know I have cookies on my computer all the time, because I get the option to delete them. Or is this another cookie?

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
10. I always thought so but there you have it.
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 10:59 PM
Aug 2013

Since a private company based in another country uses cookies on their website we MUST abandon the Constitution. That's what I was told right her on DU.

Autumn

(45,120 posts)
15. Doesn't DU use cookies? I guess I better go through and find out
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:12 PM
Aug 2013

why some body in another country is up to no good with cookies. Somebody tried to sell you some shit huh .

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
17. All the more reason to scrap the Constitution!
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:17 PM
Aug 2013

If Skinner's collecting meta data then it MUST be alright for the government to do it.

sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
30. Yes, DU does use cookies and you need to understand that this makes it okay for the Government
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:52 PM
Aug 2013

to spy on the American people. It's a certain kind of logic that, granted, is hard to understand, but to understand why we must give up our rights, you need to know that DU uses cookies. QED!

Does that help you at all?

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
33. Exactly! It sort of like how chained CPI will really help seniors.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:00 AM
Aug 2013

You don't need to know how it works or why we would propose such a thing. You merely have to accept that we can be trusted to work in your best interests. Even when we go on late night talk shows and lie to you, it's only to keep you safe from the nasty terrorists. Don't you know that?

You don't know how to play twelve dimensional chess, do you?

-the administration.

kath

(10,565 posts)
40. Haven't been on DU much today - trying to clean my pig-sty of a house. Could you link to that
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:14 AM
Aug 2013

OP please? It sounds too good to miss!

sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
44. I didn't see the other thread, but unlike yourself, I have taken enough reeducation courses to be
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:18 AM
Aug 2013

able to recognize the 'right' way to see things and think about them. Well, think might not be the riht word, but whatever!

It seems that you still need some more of those reeducation courses. It's disturbing that you still need help to understand these things. I am proud of my success at finally understanding that I don't need to understand anything at all. I need to just 'trust and never verify'.

Lol, I can only imagine the thread that prompted this one!

sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
54. Lol, I found it. Omg, that is a riot!
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:40 AM
Aug 2013

At least it has some entertainment value you have to admit!

Th1onein

(8,514 posts)
96. PUH-LEEZE, Sabrina 1!
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:06 AM
Aug 2013

The Guardian has unleashed it's cookies on Americans, and plus, it's only metadata and it's been going on for ages, and chess and shit!

DAMN it! Here's a blue link and just SHUT THE HELL UP! http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023477787

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
101. It's good to have you on board, citizen.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:20 AM
Aug 2013

We'll release your credit reports as soon as we've verified that you still live at [address redacted].

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
35. Then try to start thinking of the NSA as a giant "cookie factory."
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:05 AM
Aug 2013

Nestled in the clear mountain air of the Utah Rockies, we are a low pollution facility that keeps nearly everything 'in-house.' Our goal is to provide every American with all the cookies he/she can handle at no cost*

-the administration.












*Constitutional rights and personal privacy not included.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
64. We have text messages from Attilla proving he did indeed use cookies.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:58 AM
Aug 2013

But only for recreational purposes.

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
72. Stalin used borcht and Hitler was deep into the strudel.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:08 AM
Aug 2013

Funny enough, Pol Pot was straight edge.

You see, the NSA can be there for all your information needs.

-the administration

Autumn

(45,120 posts)
71. Manny be reasonable and think about it,
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:08 AM
Aug 2013

I trust that Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and Hitler never used cookies. But Atilla? Atilla had to have used cookies. How else could he have twice plundered the Balkans? It had to have been by using cookies.

joshcryer

(62,287 posts)
114. LOL, the UK is one of the worlds largest surveillance states.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:52 AM
Aug 2013

Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler, Atilla, Pinochet, Batista, they would've fucking loved the power of surveillance that the UK enjoys.

Where The Guardian resides.

Where every bit of data is likely being fed back to the NSA or some form at whim.

Puppet state of the US.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
12. Make sure they're date stamped, will you?
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:03 PM
Aug 2013

It will save us the trouble of analyzing the attached data - which we already have stored in Utah.

- the administration.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
27. I was too busy working on the Rand Paul campaign.
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:40 PM
Aug 2013

You know all of us who believe the founding fathers knew what they were talking about are dirty Libertarians. We used to be dirty hippies but after getting promoted to the Professional Left, we became anti-tax.

uponit7771

(90,371 posts)
19. Nah, just don't have full of shit people taking advantage of peoples knowledge of computers to stoke
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:19 PM
Aug 2013

...fear of "bad gov" and shit

No need to suspend anything

uponit7771

(90,371 posts)
23. Yeah, there's somethign to see and Obama brought it up a month before SnowGlen but fuck facts what
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:25 PM
Aug 2013

..do they matter!?

We'll just take what a basher and an idiot say about the whole bit

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
24. Don't you mean "Crapper" since you want to play name calling?
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:28 PM
Aug 2013

Since you want to stoop to childish insults I suppose we both should do it, right?

 

Comrade Grumpy

(13,184 posts)
28. I got kicked off the original thread about this for suggesting the OP get a life.
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:43 PM
Aug 2013

Who knew that was a bannable offense?

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
29. That's ok, I got kicked off a thread for pointing out that someone posted lies about my posts.
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:46 PM
Aug 2013

I don't know why it's fine to post lies at DU but not acceptable to point out the lies - even when they're blatantly obvious, but there you have it.

madrchsod

(58,162 posts)
32. i use adblock,don`t track me,and mask me....
Sat Aug 17, 2013, 11:59 PM
Aug 2013

and i use chrome that has a easy custom and control panel.

tracking surfers? jesus h christ what will google think of next!

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
36. We're not tracking you.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:08 AM
Aug 2013

We're merely watching over you as you surf for your own protection. You wouldn't want a mean old terrorist poking you on Facebook, now, would you?

Think of us as that kindly old man down the street your parents won't let you visit even though he has all the best candy. You don't have to visit us, we're already here. Isn't that better?

-the administration.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
47. That information is classified.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:19 AM
Aug 2013

And you already knew about that five years ago. We have your emails to prove it.

Please stand by for a remote controlled visitation.

-the administration

drm604

(16,230 posts)
38. What am I missing here?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:12 AM
Aug 2013

What does the Guardian using cookies have to do with the Constitution?

In any case, you can delete cookies or even refuse them outright. Just use Firefox with the right plugins.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
46. That's like asking what marmalade has to do with tennis!
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:18 AM
Aug 2013

The answer should be obvious!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023477787

How can you read that and not understand that the Constitution is now obsolete?

-the administration.

drm604

(16,230 posts)
90. Thanks for the link. Now I at least understand the OP.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:51 AM
Aug 2013

The browser plugin mentioned in that article, Ghostery, will block tracking cookies, so anyone who's concerned about that type of tracking can prevent it.

As the OP is sarcastically pointing out, the fact that The Guardian uses tracking cookies does not in any way absolve the NSA. I'm not even sure that you can accuse Greenwald of hypocrisy, since he may not even be aware of how The Guardian uses cookies.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
42. We all keep pinups of him rising slowly out of the ocean in our cubicles.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:16 AM
Aug 2013

The first thing each of us sees every morning is that glistening, chiseled, torso dripping with water and sunlight....

*Ahem* Excuse me. Did I mention that a jpeg of Bo is our screen saver?

-the administration

kath

(10,565 posts)
55. Wow - you must be psychic! You posted that as I was composing my post asking for the
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:42 AM
Aug 2013

Last edited Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:44 AM - Edit history (1)

dreamy photo!

Best administration evah!!

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
57. We found room in the budget for keystroke reader software.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:49 AM
Aug 2013

Your tax dollars at work!

-the administration

kath

(10,565 posts)
43. He's sooooo dreamy in a swimsuit - someone please post that pic of him body-surfing in Hawaii.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:17 AM
Aug 2013

I wanna have a poster of it on the ceiling over my bed.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
53. You're getting slow, Manny.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:35 AM
Aug 2013

You should have been on this hours ago. It might actually have been funny if you had.

sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
56. Lol, imitation is the highest form of flattery. You are the best but this one is pretty good too!
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:45 AM
Aug 2013

Especially since I just read the original thread and now I understand, DU and The Guardian use Cookies and therefore we need to ignore the Constitution.

It's so simple when you don't let your mind wander, or better yet, if you don't HAVE a mind!

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
58. Manny really is the best.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:52 AM
Aug 2013

On some of the worst days at DU, it's still worth it to come here and read his threads.

Autumn

(45,120 posts)
61. Please, don't encourage this.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:54 AM
Aug 2013

If the administration and Third -Way Manny were to team up it will break DU.



sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
70. Lol, you mean like a sort of 'bi-partisan' effort?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:05 AM
Aug 2013

Wait, it's so confusing. Are they both on the same 'team'? Or is one a Paulbotite and the other the Third Way? What's the difference?

It's all so confusing which is why it's probably best to just not think about it and just agree that we must get rid of the Constitution, it's just a 'Quaint old document' anyhow.

Or was that what Bush said? Because I know we are are not, no way, Bush supporting morons are we?

Lol!

Autumn

(45,120 posts)
77. I don't have a clue!! I'm so confused
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:24 AM
Aug 2013

Paulbots, libertarian and Greenwald, oh my. Yes, let us burn the witch, it's just a piece of god damn paper anyway.

oops, did that last part make me look like a Bush supporting moron ?

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
81. Wouldn't it be easier if you spent more time on Facebook and let us handle the thinking?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:37 AM
Aug 2013

You can trust us.

-the administration

 

East Coast Pirate

(775 posts)
75. Maybe your maid said you were out
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:23 AM
Aug 2013

so he jumped on it. Or he thought you said he could be the Boy Wonder. Or maybe he imagined that. Being delusional is in now.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
74. We aim to please.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:12 AM
Aug 2013

Now stop browsing for porn and finish that email you were writing to your Aunt Louise. Our records show she hasn't heard from you in two weeks.

-the administration

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
76. I've seen some stretches
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:23 AM
Aug 2013

here on DU, attempting to connect the dots - dots that are literally light-years apart, and have absolutely no bearing on each other whatsoever.

But I must applaud this stretch as being one of the most imaginative I've seen here in a while.

It is at once laughably absurd, and ridiculously transparent in its rather idiotic attempt to somehow rally the usual suspects into communal laughter - even though they don't get the joke.

And therein lies its pitiable magic - for those who really don't know that the quarter was in Uncle Bob's hand all along, and didn't actually come out of their ear.



last1standing

(11,709 posts)
79. Exactly right! Don't try to connect the dots, or to look behind the curtain.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:34 AM
Aug 2013

Certainly no one at DU ever suggested anything so silly as this thread suggests.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023477787

Certainly no one would ever equate a private company's business practices in another country with our government's requirement to follow our Constitution.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023477787

Of course there's absolutely nothing to see here. Everyone should start minding their own business and let us mind that you're minding.

We need more agents *ahem* right minded citizens such as yourself.

-the administration

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
91. The thread you've linked to
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:52 AM
Aug 2013

points out the fact that "The Guardian embedded 27 tracking bugs inside Greenwald's article."

Hey, facts are facts. And that particular fact shouldn't be surprising to anyone who is even remotely aware of how the internetz works.

However, trying to turn that fact into the notion that "since a news outlet in Great Britain began using cookies to track surfers we've been forced to abandon basic principles of human rights" is as ridiculous as it gets.

The idea that you don't even realize how ridiculous it is - well, that speaks for itself.




Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
97. The word salad you've posted
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:08 AM
Aug 2013

has nothing to do with the Constitution - in fact, it has nothing to do with anything.

"We've had to scrap the Constitution because the Guardian uses cookies."

Is that actually supposed to mean something?

Oh, and just as a side note - your signing of your posts as "-the administration" is not only indicative of your political and personal immaturity, it is demonstrative of your complete inability to add two and two - and come up with anything less than eleven.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
98. The administration apologizes for your dislike of us siging off as "the administration."
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:09 AM
Aug 2013

-the administration.

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
99. Oh, puleeze ...
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:16 AM
Aug 2013

Go back to connecting the dots between The Guardian using cookies and Americans being forced to scrap the Constitution as a result thereof.

That premise is at least entertaining. Your tinfoil-hattery, on the other hand, is - well, okay, that's pretty entertaining, too!

Either way, you're laughable - and you don't even seem to know it.

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
102. The cruelest joke of all
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:23 AM
Aug 2013

is when someone thinks the world is laughing with them, because they are too stupid to realize that the world is laughing at them.

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
104. I didn't mean to interrupt
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:29 AM
Aug 2013

your intellectual analysis of how we've had to scrap the Constitution because the Guardian uses cookies.

It's such an astute observation - I'm rather surprised that you didn't expand on your hypothesis.







last1standing

(11,709 posts)
105. Always good to have right minded people like yourself onboard.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:31 AM
Aug 2013

We've seen how you support the administration at all costs and greatly approve.

-the administration.

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
106. Oh, please, oh, please ...
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:39 AM
Aug 2013

Don't be like all the rest - those who, when challenged, change the subject.

I am fascinated with your notion that The Guardian using cookies means we are being forced to scrap the Constitution!

You seem to believe you've "connected the dots" to prove your assertion. DO GO ON.


last1standing

(11,709 posts)
107. There are no "dots," citizen.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:42 AM
Aug 2013

And we have no idea of these "cookies" you speak of. We're not even here, ourselves.

-the administration

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
111. Have you ever played "peek-a-boo"
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:47 AM
Aug 2013

with the toddler seated in front of you on a long flight?

You tire of the game at exactly the point you realize that they're willing to play for hours - and hours, and hours, and hours.

I kind of feel like that now.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
123. Better than knitting brows.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:21 AM
Aug 2013

We prefer you not worry - unless we need you to worry, of course.

Remain blissful.

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
127. Of course you're not.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:30 AM
Aug 2013

By the way, we need to close a dozen or so embassies for a month or so because of TERROR!!!!!!

Not to worry you, of course.

-the administration

Summer Hathaway

(2,770 posts)
130. No need to close embassies
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:38 AM
Aug 2013

to invoke the specter of TERROR!!!!! here on DU.

You need only to plant the idea that the Big Bad Gov't is reading all of your emails, is listening in on your phone calls, and is reading your thoughts as you type them.

Mayhem will inevitably ensue.

It's a show that has its moments - but overall, it lacks credibility, the plot is weak, and the characters are one-dimensional and buried under worn-out cliches.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
131. That's what we've said from the start.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:47 AM
Aug 2013

Thank you for your help in spreading the non-word.

-the administration

NealK

(1,898 posts)
133. This citizen is sure a clever one.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 06:33 AM
Aug 2013

We indubitably need more like them, they raise the comedic value of the site. I will now be on my way to get a new keyboard.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
80. It doesn't matter how many doors get slammed in your face.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:36 AM
Aug 2013

So long as you hold the key.

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
86. Nobody 'wants' to scrap the Constitution. It became unworkable when the Guardian used cookies.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:45 AM
Aug 2013
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023477787

We didn't want to have to abandon over 200 years of basic human rights but you can see now that we were forced to do it.

Damn that Greenwald! He destroyed America!!!!!!!!!

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
93. Absolutely not. Let's all go back to liking kittens on Facebook.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 01:57 AM
Aug 2013

Thank you for your support.

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
95. Definitely! We couldn't agree more.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:03 AM
Aug 2013

Thanks for pointing it out. There is nothing to see here. This thread never even happened.

-the administration

 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
141. When did you become a cheerleader for Scalia?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 10:28 AM
Aug 2013

Clearly, the Founders did not anticipate cookies. So unless you believe that original intent argle-bargle, the only reasonable conclusion is to put into place a few common-sense measures to ensure our freedoms, including scrapping the Constitution.

Make No Mistake... Only by scrapping the Constitution can we strengthen the Constitution.

joshcryer

(62,287 posts)
108. Corporate datamining propaganda.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:42 AM
Aug 2013

Long live the corporatocracy!

(And yes, this is my single biggest issue with the Paulites, because they simply are for the greatest surveillance state known to man.)

Can't I be against corporate spying and government spying?

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
110. You can but we'll have to record that - for your protection, of course.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:46 AM
Aug 2013

Sure some would say that it just might be better to limit spying by corporations as well as the government but doesn't that sound difficult and time consuming? wouldn't it be better to let us take care of everything for you? Wouldn't you like more time to spend with your family on Skype?

-the administration

joshcryer

(62,287 posts)
113. No worries, I expect to be on a list.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:49 AM
Aug 2013

Unlike cowardly Libertarians who can't actually stand for anything and deflect and infiltrate progressive circles in order to mislead and divide and conquer.

Corporations are the ones who need to be limited because they're the ones who infiltrated the government. NSA is 75% corporate controlled. Make them liable, make them have to come clean, the lawsuits will be enormous. But oh no, Obama voted for FISA, giving telecoms immunity. But we forget about that and pretend like we didn't know that our politics are infiltrated from the top to bottom by corporate lobbyists and their lackeys.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
115. How can you say the NSA is infiltrated by corporations?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:56 AM
Aug 2013

We haven't even gotten our AT&T logo T-shirts in yet.

-the administration

joshcryer

(62,287 posts)
118. Security corporations lobbied to work for the government.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:02 AM
Aug 2013

The requisite politicians were convinced by the lobbyists that said corporations would do the government some good. This is why 75% of NSA operations are outsourced by corporations.

And it's why 60% of Booz Allen employees voted for FISA voting Obama.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
119. That information is not true.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:09 AM
Aug 2013

And even if it were, it's classified.

And even if it wasn't classified, the number is more like 72% so you must be derided as a liar and we will need to suggest that you're a traitorous hypocrite with a stripper girlfriend.

All in a day's work.

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
121. Our data shows that Libertarians would only protect the data until a better offer came along.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:17 AM
Aug 2013

It also shows that Hoffa is buried under a mountain of irony.

-the administration

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
150. And we are very glad you continue to ignore our syping.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:41 PM
Aug 2013

Not that we're spying. We're only looking out for your best interests - one IP tracker at a time.

-the administration

joshcryer

(62,287 posts)
156. The UK showed its level of spying today, actually.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 11:35 PM
Aug 2013

I don't have to ignore it, they'll make it known.

And they'll laugh about it because they know they'll get a pass when corporations (edit: like The Guardian, with its tracking cookies) do it for them.

Le Taz Hot

(22,271 posts)
129. "It also shows that Hoffa is buried under a mountain of irony."
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:33 AM
Aug 2013

I have NEVER said this on DU before: DUzy!!!!

Perfect response!

 

LittleBlue

(10,362 posts)
132. You perfectly demonstrate
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 04:27 AM
Aug 2013

how ridiculous their arguments are.

It makes you wonder whether they do it knowingly or whether they truly are that ignorant.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
148. Thanks. :)
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 12:39 PM
Aug 2013

These people aren't even trying to win on logic, they're just trying to beat us down with propaganda tactics. Diversion, lies and dehumanization is all they have.

You can't discuss issues with people who don't really care about the issues. All you can do is expose them to daylight.

Pholus

(4,062 posts)
134. Dang! Trying to take this all in, I am simply in awe. I am unworthy.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 07:14 AM
Aug 2013

Making not one, but two high profile interlocutors walk away muttering (while softly crying to themselves).

This was a work of art. Thank you!

joshcryer

(62,287 posts)
137. Name them?
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 07:56 AM
Aug 2013

Or are you too cowardly to do so?

I personally do not like to be in the presence of "interlocutors" if someone can legitimately provide data to prove their status.

Pholus

(4,062 posts)
140. Cowardice? I think not. That's simply not good manners.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 08:59 AM
Aug 2013

And, I believe, grounds for an alert.

What has you so upset about my usage of the term "interlocutor?" While there may be other accepted definitions, my usage merely represents a person who takes part in a conversation. A conversationalist.

Unlike some parties, I am not even redefining an existing term to mean something else entirely, something actually completely opposite.

Oh you know, like the terms "collect," "relevant," "content," "Surveillance" and "Conversation" for starters.

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
144. Finally! A logically indisputable justification for blanket NSA surveillance.
Sun Aug 18, 2013, 10:43 AM
Aug 2013

This'll shoul silence those dirty liberal racist traitor Paulite Greenwald worshiping Snowdenistas once and for all.

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