OMG. It's S-A-T-I-R-E folks

[mercuryblues]

The “Obamacare” RFID chips are currently being given a test run on the proud and patriotic citizens of Hanna, Wyoming.

Over the last two weeks a special piece of legislation has been passed making it mandatory for anyone who receives welfare, or any other form of government assistance to be implanted with these new identification chips. Even select government employees and officials have been ordered to receive the new sub-dermal device, which is typically implanted in the fatty tissue of the individual’s buttock. Police officers, military, even garbage men will all be required to have the RFID chip by the end of next month or face termination from their jobs. During the beta testing stage of this amazing new technological development, many news outlets have remained silent waiting to see how the trial pans out before reporting on the subject. National Report, always on the cutting edge, sent me on location to Hanna, Wyoming to speak with some of the towns folk and gather their opinions and experiences regarding their newly acquired RFID chips. -

See more at: http://nationalreport.net/rfid-chip-now-being-issued-in-hanna-wyoming-as-part-of-new-obamacare-plan/#sthash.UG6h4vpM.dpuf

The comments are priceless.

Ben Hawkes derides his American cousins as sheeple and finds great support among the sheeple he insults.

HaHa…..Land of the Free my ass! As a proud (and typically modest) Canadian, I have to admit…..you guys (citizens) down there are nothing but a bunch of sheep. Stand up for yourselves and fight this before it gets outta control. This is an infringement on not only your personal & private lives, this is (in my opinion) a HUGE human rights issue. Whether or not you need government assistance or an employee in the public sector, NO ONE…..absolutely no one has the right to inject a tracking device into your body. A friend of mine “shared” this on Facebook…..you know why?!……because he had to show everybody just how fucked up your country is becoming. I am completely blown away by this. I know you can’t always believe what you read on the internet, but if this story is 100% true…..then I predict another American Revolution within the next coming 50-years. Stand up, Cousin America.

Poor, poor Nate is willing to rise up over this....

If they want to try and pull this shit I promise you they will have a fight on their hands.

Lonewolf laments that he can't fire his gun at a campground to warn his neighbors to shut up. I guess he never heard of asking them and if they continue wake up the guy who patrols the grounds.

I do hope Angela doesn't walk and chew gum at the same time....

What you don’t realize, my Canadian neighbor, is that it is already possible (with nano technology) that we have been chipped to some degree already. They can put them in simple injections. I read that there is a way to tell if you have them. I don’t know if it’s true, because I have never tried it. But, you take a cordless phone and wave it slowly over your body. If it makes noises, when you pass the area, there is something there. In the same article, you can take powerful magnets and tape them to yourself to deactivate the chips. This gal is “out there,” but the info. may still be good. Check it out. -

[uppityperson]

1. The outrage is too funny and I like the barscan tattoos. Poor Angela, is she for real or mocking?

[mercuryblues]

5. IDk

As always there is someone who knows someone who got one.

Freedom Mann : This is a serious threat and happening to Conservatives across this country. My brother was required to get this implant during the application process down here in Alabama. We must STAND UP!

My guess is his brother is standing up, if he has a chip in his ass.

It doesn't matter how many times they are told that it is satire, the posters believe it is happening anyhow.

[onethatcares]

2. oh gaud, the countdown begins

this atrocity will be printed on another website I frequent where the birthers, gun nuts, education hating hang out. These people I'm talking about thing the Zman is great.

[Hatchling]

3. They prolly won't believe snopes either.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

[mercuryblues]

6. No they don't

One person believes Snopes is owned by Soros and he is in on it. Another one believes that Snopes hasn't debunked this particular article therefor it must be true.

Then there are those that do believe Snopes and the author is lying and should be beaten or shot for spreading lies. Not once does the idea of it being satire ever cross their minds.

[DevonRex]

8. My sister thinks that.

She's a tea partier. Soros is her Satan.

[Fumesucker]

4. Poe's law

Or a corollary thereof.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.

[DevonRex]

7. OMG hilarious!

I loved the guy who said his brother got one in Alabama, too. And the one who said it's written in the Obamacare bill. He read it himself.

[Shrike47]

9. I plan on staying safe by taping powerful magnets to my body.

God these commenters are stupid.

[LuvNewcastle]

11. Hey, it works!

I don't have a single functioning chip in my body.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Dammit, why does everyone get a chip except ME?

I want my chip!

[Scurrilous]

12. LOL

[freshwest]

14. Seeking pizza?

[mercuryblues]

22. Darn, I missed it.

[freshwest]

23. I wish I'd saved it. I forgot about message removed. It was one of those I know it all, UR sheeples.

I was making a pun on the user name, which was seekhim32 or something. I believe it was one of the End Timers, was sure that we're all chipped or will be.

As I wrote elsewhere in the thread, I do have really cheerful video on that, I think it's trance music - well - maybe not. Good stuff. Has clips of They LIve and a CT idol.

Yup, they are coming to get us. I guess they are. Or have got us already, said the poster. We're all doomed.

[mercuryblues]

24. I was wondering

because of an exchange on a friend's FB page I had with one of her friends. A self proclaimed paulbot. It is so easy to make their heads explode and she followed their pattern to a T. I thought maybe she found her way over here.

I had stated my mistrust of the MSM on several prior posts. She was alluding to abolishing government.



IDIOT: That is what politics is all about.. human vs. human..

IDIOT: and deflection from the real truth of what's really going on..

ME: when you have a week centralized government, you have, well, Somalia.

IDIOT:Thx, [name removed].. http://nationalreport.net/rfid-chip-now-being-issued-in-hanna-wyoming-as-part-of-new-obamacare-plan/ this is in your future, Wendy.. How central do you want it..

RFID Chip Now Being Issued In Hanna, Wyoming As Part Of New "Obamacare" Plan | Jane M. Agni
nationalreport.net
"Police officers, military, even garbage men will all be required to have the RF...ID chip by the end of next month or face termination from their jobs..."See More


IDIOT: ^^ this is as central as YOU canget.. <3

ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You do realize that is a SATIRE sight, right?


IDIOT: LOL, so is the POLITICAL system.. one big joke..lmfao indeed

IDIOT: so, when YOU get all mired in the "debates" of the day, remember what I said.. MAINSTREAM media is satire and is playing a joke on your..

IDIOT: psyche

IDIOT: catholic hospitals already are implementing rfid chip readers..lol, so you just stay stuck in the leftright paradigm and dont look up from your iphone..lol

ME: UHMMM. No. Keep digging, you might find some gold. It is you who can not be taken seriously, when you use a well known satire site as evidence.

IDIOT: lol, mainstream media is a brainwash agency,lol, wake up


She goes on and on to insist that the story has a kernel of truth in it. As proof she used private employers (like the Catholic hospitals) using badges for their employees as being equal to the government mandating rfid chips for everyone. kept insisting that I wholly rely on MSM for my "spoon fed" news, there is a kernel of truth in there if I would just "open my eyes". In typical paulbot fashion she took her rfid chip and ran home. IOW she blocked me. Too bad, really. I was having a blast mocking her.

Paulbots have a distinct personality. Take an innocuous story or post blow it up into how the government has to be abolished, when you use FACTS, they deny and deflect. They accuse you of being the stupid one because you don't believe them, you believe facts. They are the only ones that truly know what is happening. Then they take their ball and go home. I have been reported to FB by paulbots for using Paul's own quotes to support my opinion of him.

[freshwest]

25. That is exactly how it read! How did she follow you here?

Although Paulbots are fanatical cultists and I've never seen one of them respect any boundaries. They try to censor others, which got them run off some places. I'm glad they were not able to run you off FB.

But they n ever stop, it's a religion, can't reason with them about anything. That's why they call them bots, they don't discuss or bring any facts, just spamfor their hero of the day, no matter how lightweight they are and their arguments are usually 100% fact free.

So your former contact feels as pathological need to attack the evil government. Sounds like an Island Libertarian of the worst kind that the Koch brothrers are laughing their ass off at right now, preparing their terms of servitude for them. 'If government is gone, you'll be free... for us to rule.'

They're gun shy about bringing up the names of their patron saints, Ron/Rand Paul or Ayn Rand into forums. Now they hide behind other people they idolize to push their stuff. SSDD.

Oh, and are they offended. If you don't like the cult, they go crazy. And they never see it, that's the horror of dealing with them. They always vote and want us to stay home.

So she followed you here, all full of righteous outrage. She'll send her pals here, too. Don't worry, we have our totalitarian commie ways to take care of that.... Muahaha!

[uppityperson]

15. You post on the internet to chide us for posting on the internet? Hahahahahaha

Gum with sugar in it doesn't have aspartame, Angela

[arely staircase]

18. I really hope they let this one live for at least a couple more posts nt

[freshwest]

20. That's why I didn't alert. It was so obvious I was sure a lot of people were going to enjoy it.

[uppityperson]

21. I didn't alert either. Oh Angela, we barely knew you!

[freshwest]

19. The Bat Signal must be off. (I didn't alert.) Maybe he's on MIRT? If so, we're screwn!

[arely staircase]

16. you know we have already given you the chip, right?

of course you don't.

[freshwest]

17. I have a wonderful music video for this, but it would get hidden. About They Live and Icke...

[DetlefK]

26. Does this RFID-chip make my butt look fat?

If I misplace my nano-chips, can I get new ones from the government?

So many questions...