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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHilarious: Customer Reviews = Mizuno Women's Wave Rider 16 Running Shoe
http://www.amazon.com/Mizuno-Womens-Wave-Rider-Running/product-reviews/B008KFY53K/These shoes (and a woman's body) have a way of shutting the whole thing down
June 26, 2013
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Stand with Wendy
An essential tool for running down the clock in a state 773 miles wide and 790 miles long! These shoes are perfect for those days when you must spend 13+ hours standing, not lean on your desk or take any breaks - even for meals or to use the bathroom. The snazzy hot pink color brings out your inner badassness and helps you to "humbly give voice to thousands of Texans" and stop a "raw abuse of power" in its tracks. Raise a feminist army and lead the charge when your competitors cheat and change the rules on you. These Mizuno's are built to protect your feet from mudslinging and add sunshine to the political process. Highly recommended for fierce women and anyone who's not a Greedy Old Prick (GOP).
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Hilarious: Customer Reviews = Mizuno Women's Wave Rider 16 Running Shoe (Original Post)
Coyotl
Jun 2013
OP
Wonderful. I'm forwarding to all my lady friends. Especially those who live in Texas.
OregonBlue
Jun 2013
#4
Captain Stern
(2,201 posts)1. Funny stuff
Some of the best comedy on the internet can be found in the Amazon reviews.
Lunacee_2013
(529 posts)6. If you found this funny
you should read the reviews on nair for men (and where NOT to use it..).
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)2. Mizuno should make Wendy a paid endorser.
Why should sports stars get all that money?
Ad Script:
Wendy: "I don't always wear shoes when I filibuster, but when I do, I wear Mizunos."
flamingdem
(39,336 posts)3. Great advertising copy here
Fits perfectly up a republican's rear end, June 26, 2013
OregonBlue
(7,755 posts)4. Wonderful. I'm forwarding to all my lady friends. Especially those who live in Texas.
allin99
(894 posts)5. this is the best...
"Men, do not try these on!
I tried on a pair at the local mall and suddenly Texas Republicans started telling me what to do with my genitals. They started explaining reproduction to me like I was a seventh grader. Unfortunately, being male, I had no way to shut the whole thing down. I'm so confused... "