#PaulasBestDishes is the best hashtag ever on Twitter

[tishaLA]

....in response to the outrageous deposition Paula Deen gave, on Juneteenth Twitter raked her over the coals.

Here are some of the best offerings:

Klan Chowder
Hashbrowns vs Board of Education
Lettuce from a Birmingham Jail
We Shall Over Crumb Cake
Cross-Burning Biscuits
Rosa Pork with a side order of Okra Winfrey
Whole Grain Whites Only Rice
Martin Chicken a la King Jr
"Whatever the dish is, she's gonna call it Toby anyhow"
Robert E Leek Soup
Some of my Best Friends are Black Eyed Peas
Back of the Bus Biscuits
Massa-Roni and Cheese
You Hear White Folks Talk, You'd Better Hushpuppies

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. lol

[pinboy3niner]

2. That's gonna leave a mark, lol!

[Ilsa]

3. She's toast, er, grits, now. nt

[TxDemChem]

4. LOL! That was hilarious

I don't know if she really said those things or not, but either way, there are a lot of funny people on twitter. Good, quality slams!

[JaneyVee]

5. Hi, Klan Chowder was mine. Some good ones in there.

[tishaLA]

6. Klan Chowder is a favorite....

that and Strange Fruit Cobbler (which I didn't put on the list)

[RZM]

7. Frijoles Negroes n/t

[KittyWampus]

8. what did she say or do to deserve the onslaught?

[tishaLA]

9. ....

The Dowager Butterworth, Paula Deen, has allegedly taken an interesting tactic in defending herself against that explosive lawsuit filed by a former employee, accusing her of racism, sexual harassment, and assault: the National Enquirer reports she's just given a deposition in which she admits that "Yes, of course" she throws around racial slurs at work and thinks an elegant idea for a wedding might be to staff it with black men pretending to be slaves. Who doesn't? We're all Americans here, right? <...>

...to the inspiration behind her idea to staff her brother Bubba Hiers' wedding with black men pretending to be slaves (turns out it struck her when she had dinner at a restaurant where the waitstaff reminded her of slaves):

"The whole entire waiter staff was middle-aged black men, and they had on beautiful white jackets with a black bow tie.

I mean, it was really impressive. That restaurant represented a certain era in America…after the Civil War, during the Civil War, before the Civil War…It was not only black men, it was black women…I would say they were slaves."

The filer of the lawsuit, Lisa Jackson (the former general manager of a Savannah restaurant owned by Deen and her brother) claimed last year that the chef specifically expressed her desire for bevy of tap dancing "little n***ers" to send her brother off to married life with Southern flair. (Unfortunately, Deen allegedly decided against that plan out of fear the media might somehow twist her cute idea into something racist.) <...> Gawker

TPM has the full transcript HEERE

[KurtNYC]

10. so bad...

[IDemo]

11. Grilled Cheese Sambowich n/t

OK, I tried..