FUNNY: Should children witness childbirth?

[egbertowillies]

This is a very funny joke. This is what happens when a child sees a childbirth.
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[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Having been a medic

The things you hear from children are amazing.

[southernyankeebelle]

5. I remember once where I worked Art Linkletter was coming to give a speech

at this banquet. He came up to my counter and stuck his hand out and said hello and all I could say was You know kids really do say the darnest things. He smiled back and said they sure do. I bet you have heard kids say the darnest things.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

7. Absolutely

I remember when I was a neurosurgeon they would say the darndest things.

And later, after I walked on the moon as one of the astronauts in the Apollo program, I'd get asked a lot of funny things.

And then, when I hosted the Captain Kangaroo show for many many years, well, let's just say they were always entertaining.

Like when I cured polio? They loved that.

Anyway kids are great.

[JoePhilly]

2. Technically, most of us did see one ... up close and personal.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. We just don't remember it!

[JoePhilly]

8. I'm blocking it out!

[marions ghost]

3. My niece liked to watch videos of her birth

when she was about 5. Pretty funny. "See, that's me being born...."

[SoCalDem]

6. My friend's 10-yr old son DELIVERED his sister

and then when the ambulance finally arrived (a snowstorm... pre 911-era) the hospital made him stay in the waiting room because no one under 12 was allowed on labor-delivery floor.. ao he sat there with his bloody shoes & pajamas while they checked out Mom & little Sis. They released them pretty fast but that part of the ordeal scared him the most.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. Age 10, Nova "The Miracle of Life"

And since then I have been a HUGE advocate for birth control!