A little bit of good news

[Permanut]

I was just listening to John Hagee on his regular fundy wackjob hatefest thumper show on the Crouch family propaganda network (PTL?). He was speaking to a hall full of people and he said, and I quote:

"You better get ready, because soon, very soon, we're going to be leaving planet Earth."

What a great Christmas present that would be.

[AldoLeopold]

1. WOOT! Warp Drive?

I knew the fundies would invent it first.

[still_one]

2. he is probably referring to the mayan calendar

[AldoLeopold]

3. Nah its the rapture thing i think

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[1StrongBlackMan]

4. But weren't the Mayan ...

non-Christians?

[roguevalley]

11. 12-21, the party is at my house.

[Roland99]

5. Why the delay? Why not...oh....NOW?!

[orwell]

6. Uh...

...they left a long time ago.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Unfortunately.....

Hagee is as right about this as he was when he loudly proclaimed to his congregation "EVOLUTION IS A LIE!!!"

The guy is a fucking gluttonous, fatuous dirtbag used car salesman.

See?:



Because, you know......god speaks through short, tubby Texans in bad suits.

BTW, that's all he is. A used car salesman. He sells a product of dubious quality and usefulness with no fucking warranty. If anyone is ever screwed out of what he sells (and they ALL are) they can't very well come back and get their money returned, now can they?

[COLGATE4]

8. From his (loathesome) mouth

to God's ear. The sooner the better.

[LeftInTX]

9. You listen to him??????????

That's good news cuz he's right down the road from me.

Bye Bye brother Hagee

[Permanut]

10. I gotta admit it..

I check in periodically on the fundy hatemongers, and also on the secular wackjobs just to see what they're up to. Even been to Freeperville a couple of times, but it's hard to even navigate over there, let alone find anything informative.