If the smell of a goat can drive Noem to shoot it, what will she do

[rurallib]

when she gets up close and personal with Mr. Stink Bomb himself?
If she is selected VP will the Secret Service have to keep her from taking Donny Schitzinpantz to the old - uh - gravel pit?

Asking for lots of friends

[Celerity]

1. The von Shitzenpantz Manoeuvre will be her order of the day I wager.

[MFM008]

2. How

Did her kids survive filling their diapers....

[rurallib]

4. crossed my mind also

[drmeow]

3. Well, you know

if the President has immunity, seems like a VP might also have immunity. I'm sure she'll find a way in which she needs to take him to gravel pit as part of her duties to protect the constitution.

[tonekat]

10. "He's at a farm upstate"

Where he can run around with no pants, poop anywhere, and harass the other farm animals.

[tanyev]

5. It did occur to me that Donny might get a huge kick out of that anecdote

from a safe distance. But the idea of having someone capable of doing that spending lots of time with him day in/day out, especially someone who could benefit from his demise, might make him very nervous.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

6. 'WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE A PORTA-POTTY IN HERE!" (BLAM-BLAM)

"I'M IN THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL POSITION IN THE WORLD AND I STILL SMELLED SHIT! IT'S LIKE A STOCKYARD OF STINK! YOU TWO!"
Uday and Qusay cower as she whirls on them, gun barrel still smoking.
'GET THAT CARCASS OUT OF HERE AND DOWN TO THE ROTUNDA! PRINCESS SPARKLEPUSSY!"
Ivanka twitches (understandable because her fatherhusbandwhoisnotJared just died) as her brothers start arguing over who has to carry him.
"GET BUSY SPRAYING SOME DAMN FEBREZE AND AIR THIS PLACE OUT! GET EVERYTHING HE EVER TOUCHED CLEANED OR REPLACED! AND GET THE CARPET STEAM CLEANED"

[GreenWave]

7. She could claim she stood her ground and be President in a jiffy.

But they will lose.
The landslide coming down...

[whopis01]

8. Kiss his ass every chance she gets. n/t

[mercuryblues]

9. She takes him to the gravel pit.

Becomes President. Bang bang ...Immunity.

[Rincewind]

11. Inhale deeply. nt

[malaise]

12. She might do the planet's

a favor?

[JanMichael]

13. Hope she never goes to a gym.

It would be a bloodbath.