Trump is whining because he would prefer to be with Melania on her birthday. He is literally in court because

[riversedge]

Trump is whining because he would prefer to be with Melania on her birthday.

He is literally in court because he chose to bang a porn star rather than be with his wife and their newborn son.

Link to tweet

[vapor2]

1. SCUMBAG

[Ocelot II]

2. And if he wasn't in court on Melania's birthday, would he be with her?

Or would he be out playing golf?

[PatSeg]

5. Ha, ha, ha! Yeah that's a tough one.

Like Trump is such a devoted husband and father (remember he wants to attend his son's graduation too). What a load of crap. As you said, if he wasn't in court, he'd probably be on the golf course.

Why would anyone believe a word that man says?

[BoRaGard]

3. What is the official GOP policy on adultery with porn stars?

Do they recommend always paying the hush money?

Or do they recommend just lying about it?

Asking for the kids in my neighborhood who are inspired, and who plan to become Republicans when they grow up because the illicit sex sounds so, um, interesting.

[Tree Lady]

4. She is thrilled to have the excuse to

not be with him on her birthday.

[WA-03 Democrat]

6. He is a Special criminal

Many people are saying this

[Takket]

7. What present did he get for her birthday?

I’ll wait.

[riversedge]

8. Happy Birthday Melania [oink).........

Trump always comes into MAL after his golfday--and probably SMELLS!!

Link to tweet

[Sugarcoated]

9. Don't commit crimes then

Cry harder crooked Donnie

[SheilaAnn]

10. His lawyer on our right looks as if he'd like to belt him right in the face. Bwah.. n/t

[AllaN01Bear]

11. well whah.

[Beastly Boy]

12. Did he ask Melania what she would brefer?

I wouldn't bet against her preferring to celebrate her birthday in court, watching Stormy testify.

And Trump would get to be with Melania, just like he would prefer.

[Ping Tung]

13. What next to get out of testifying? Grieving over his pet piranha's painful bone spurs?