A pornstar and a bible salesman walk into a courthouse

[Beachnutt]

You finish it..

[Srkdqltr]

1. With a man named Pecker.

[Beachnutt]

3. LMAO......

Now that's good.

[Srkdqltr]

4. Nichole Wallace put me up to that.

[malaise]

5. You win the thread

😂

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Sure to be a classic of this trial /nt

[DontBelieveEastisEas]

6. They walked in front of a Judge

The Bible Salesman began to confess;
I am sure this Porn Star has a much more fulfilling life than I do.

The Judge says, but you have God with you.

The Bible Salesman says, but I only pretend to believe, in order to sale more bibles.
I have an empty life. I wish I could be genuine as this Porn Star must be.

The Judge says, Porn Star, what do you have to say for yourself, is it true that you live a bold zestful life.

No your honor, I too only pretend to get more sales: oh,, Ohhh OHHHH.

[Beachnutt]

7. Awesome,

how did you come up with that, folks here on DU are so dang smart, creative, quick thinkers.
Love it, thanks.

[DontBelieveEastisEas]

11. I knew a Bible Salesman that didn't believe.....nt

[Beachnutt]

12. She was faking it.....

[MOMFUDSKI]

8. It's really good

already! lol

[BWdem4life]

9. The judge exclaims, "Odor in the court!"

The porn star immediately points at the bible salesman.

Pecker sneaks away in his gold sneakers.

[Beachnutt]

10. Good one...