Trump's attorney just stared at Trump while he blabbed his entire defense to the cameras

[Mr.WeRP]

After court, Trump is out there bloviating to his own detriment. His attorney just watched him violate the gag order in his defamation of Cohen and as he laid out his entire defense. What a fucking idiot.

His lawyer’s expression reminded me of Dr. Birx when Trump talked about injecting bleach and shining lights up asses.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

1. Wonderful!

Hope he keeps it up.

[Mr.WeRP]

6. Something tells me he can't help it

[hadEnuf]

21. There is obviously something very wrong with Trump.

We've always known it, but now the rest get to see it unscripted.

[Traurigkeit]

39. Since birth

[MOMFUDSKI]

2. Prosecutors can use that during the

trial!

[getagrip_already]

3. his contempt hearing is in the morning.....

hope he said something worth bringing up.

[Mr.WeRP]

7. He definitely violated the gag order by saying Cohen wasn't a good lawyer

And by defaming him in other ways

[SunSeeker]

13. Well Cohen did get disbarred, like several of Trump's lawyers so far.

I mean, if you choose to represent Trump, you're presumed to be a bad lawyer.

[Mr.WeRP]

14. Regardless, it is a gag order violation

[SunSeeker]

24. He also commented on Cohen's testimony as not credible, which definitely violates the order.

He's been violating that order from day 1. He should be in jail.

Oh, and he even defamed E. Jean Carroll again in his rant! He again claimed he never heard of her until she filed her lawsuit in Judge Kaplan's courtroom.

[agingdem]

28. he did.. he attacked Michael Cohen..

and you just know the lawyer is thinking STFU!!

[Fullduplexxx]

38. Where he'll get another concession

[RockRaven]

4. Just once it would be fun if one of his lawyers had a "Buzz Aldrin" reaction

which was caught on camera.

[Mr.WeRP]

8. His attorney tried to keep a stone face with no reaction

But there were certainly a couple of winces with eyes darting lol

[louis-t]

35. That WOULD be funny.

[Blue Owl]

5. Keep yappin' tubby

[malaise]

26. This

Rec😂😂

[rsdsharp]

9. "His lawyer's expression reminded me of Dr. Birx when Trump talked about injecting bleach and shining lights up asses."

So, you could actually see his soul leave his body?

[Raven123]

15. He was reworking his defense

[bluesbassman]

16. Not guilty by reason of insanity or mental defect?

Maybe that’s their nuclear option.

[Traurigkeit]

40. Lawyer was writing his resignation to Judge for tomorrow

[TSExile]

29. That's assuming he ever had a soul to begin with.

I'm not convinced.

[LuckyLib]

37. I still maintain she should have stood up and walked out.

Later saying “I’m a medical doctor — I don’t countenance such bullshit!”

[nolabear]

10. I was longing for thought bubbles.

“Shut up! PLEASE shut up! Oh my fee just doubled. Is there a ball gag somewhere?”

[bmichaelh]

11. Trump cannot control his emotions

Trump cannot control his emotions

Personally, I do not think Trump will take the stand.

He does not like the gag order because he is trying to influence voters and the jury without cross examination.

[sop]

25. I also don't think he'll take the stand, but wouldn't it be great if he did?

[Captain Zero]

49. Emotional dysregulation, pressured speech, tangential thoughts. All are symptoms

word salad, and disconnected thoughts too.

5 symptoms. Look them up, google them all together.
He is mental.

[calimary]

54. I don't think he will either. And we shouldn't expect him to.

He lies all the time, and if lies were bricks, you could build another Empire State Building with his.

Hell, you could build a bridge to Mars.

[SunSeeker]

12. LOL

Awesome!

[republianmushroom]

17. Damn. (Chuckle, chuckle)

[Sky Jewels]

18. He constantly spews hot noxious air from both major orifices.

[Rocknation]

19. Stealth insanity defense?

Rocknation

[Joinfortmill]

20. This is why once we get rid of this stupid f*ck, we need to go after the people propping him up.

[Mr.WeRP]

22. 100%

[Think. Again.]

45. THIS⬆⬆⬆

[calimary]

46. Hell YEAH!!!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

23. His attorney's meditation mantra is "ten thousand dollars an hour - ten thousand dollars an hour"

It might be higher. Probably so.

[getagrip_already]

33. he doesn't pay them that well......

They just get a lot of billable hours in. I think I saw where he was capping them at $750/hour, which is laughable for a defense attorney.

Top shelf attorneys get $7500 an hour and have hundreds of lawyers in their firms. These guys have a few at best, and a few legal assistants.

Habba seems to be the exception since she is getting pac money in addition to legal money. She must be getting a pr fee as well. or a future ex wife fee. something like that.

[murielm99]

27. Shining lights up asses....

I had forgotten about that one.

[chouchou]

30. "reminded me of Dr. Birx when Trump talked about injecting bleach and shining lights up asses."

Dr Birx had the expression of >>
"Dear God, please send an asteroid to earth right now. I realize that all hopes and dream of mankind and womenkind
will be destroyed forever.
Trust me Lord..It's worth it!

[no_hypocrisy]

31. I hate when clients go rogue.

I was representing a woman, victim of domestic violence. We were set for a final hearing for a permanent restraining order.

But . . . . . she was terrified to be in the same room with her husband and refused to attend. She cried and shook.

My partner and I spent half a week, trying to get her prepared. She was finally ready. We had her repeat to us that she wasn't scared to be in the same courtroom with her husband.

So, we're in the courtroom. The judge asks our client the mandatory question of whether she was still scared of her husband. And to our horror and dismay, she answered clearly and boldly, "No, I'm not afraid of him!"

So the judge said, "Fine, the restraining order is not necessary. Adjourned!"

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[LymphocyteLover]

32. He will never shut the fuck up until he is finally locked up

[tanyev]

43. Even then he won't shut up.

He’ll just have a much smaller pool of people that have to listen to him.

[LymphocyteLover]

53. LOL, true

I swear if he has a cell mate, that dude would kill him within a week.

[Escurumbele]

34. No pity for his lawyers, they should be smart enough to know it would happen and who they are dealing with, and

they should have enough principles to refuse to defend him. F^&*^ them.

[twodogsbarking]

36. Just another "holy shit" moment from Trump. Holy Shit.

[usonian]

41. He's rolling the dice.

[Marcuse]

42. .

[IcyPeas]

44. As said on tv today... this is him testifying as he will probably not take the stand.

[usonian]

47. Attorneys fire defendant for being incompetent.

WAIT!!!

[GoodRaisin]

48. The same way he blurts out our classified secrets to the Russians.

He’s stupid. He has no sense of protecting his own sensitive information or that of others. Anything he hears he can’t wait to bleat it out to the first stranger he sees. Better yet, into a microphone.

[czarjak]

50. You can fool all the rubes all the time.

Everybody knows that?

[northoftheborder]

51. Duck tape to the rescue!

[wryter2000]

52. How stupid can that lawyer be?

Has he never observed Trump? Does he not own a television?

I wonder if he watches Fox news and believed the propaganda.