Along with the emissions there is one glaring omission

[Aviation Pro]

Not a single family member, not one, has shown up to support Motherfucker.

That will leave an impression on the jury.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. If it were almost anyone else, that would be kind of sad.

[Tetrachloride]

2. Ivana will always be with him in sickness and in health

[Hugin]

4. On the first tee. n/t

[magicarpet]

26. trDUMP dreams of having hot sex with Ivanka,...

..... during his courtroom naps.

Does that count as having family there in the courtroom during President's Pantload Full of Shit -criminal trial ?

[Hugin]

3. They all have open warrants too?

I am at a loss to explain this phenomenon. Unless they have been instructed not to be there.

Yada… yada… interrupt… enemy… mistake… and so on.

[PatSeg]

16. I think they would all prefer that he just disappear

I can't imagine any of them wanting to be associated with him and his many legal problems. They are a family of opportunists and are following in his footsteps.

Though it is possible as you say, that they were instructed not to be there, especially Don and Eric who have a way of putting their foot in their mouth far too often. Ivanka has far better things to do with her time.

[PJMcK]

5. Let's see...

Melania: Trapped in a loveless marriage, which she righteously deserves. She’s not going to show up for a trial that will highlight her husband’s serial infidelities and waste of money covering them up.

Junior: He barely knows what day of the week it is.

Eric: Doesn’t know what day of the week it is.

Ivanka: Too smart to stick around after seeing Daddy on January 6th. Besides, she can’t stand his farts.

Tiffany: Who?

Barron: Yeah, he doesn’t want to hear about his progenitor banging a porn actor or a Playboy model.

Mary Trump: Right!

Is there anyone else?

[speak easy]

6. Q: Is there anyone else?

A: Ivana

[PJMcK]

7. She's too busy

Guarding the documents.

Marla: Doesn’t want to jeopardize her settlement. Besides, she doesn’t want the publicity. She got what she wanted from her term as Trump’s whatever.

Alina: All he can do is look. No touching. Besides, she lost him half a billion dollars!

Hope Hicks: She’s done pressing his pants.

[speak easy]

9. 👍

[malaise]

14. ROFL

😂😂

[Kali]

23. Hicks is on the prosecutions witness list

most (?) courts don't allow witnesses in before testimony.

[paleotn]

22. Ha! Too good.

[mopinko]

8. none of his doctors r treating his obvious illness, either.

tho i sssume they’re all quacks, there r treatments for this stuff. there’s reconstructive surgery, and prolly more than a little of his colon ought to b removed.

[PJMcK]

10. They can't remove his colon

He’d be without any brains.

[mopinko]

11. he does seem to have a bad case of gut brain.

which, as a long time sufferer of intestinal trouble, i can tell u is a real thing.
makes me cranky af. and low energy.

[TexasBushwhacker]

12. FWIW, he would have to be healthy enough

to undergo the surgery, and at 77 and obese, I'm not sure he is. He would have to go on a special diet and have a temporary colostomy, which he would refuse to do.

[mopinko]

21. true. no one has given a shit about his health since the apprentice days.

they cd have done something about it then.
but u r right, unlikely to survive such a surgery today. they cd reconstruct his asshole, tho. local stuff.

[magicarpet]

27. Can't the doctors just sew his asshole shut ?

Then just stand back and wait for him to explode ? One big huge fart -like a 700 megaton nuclear explosion.

[PatSeg]

18. I doubt that he would do what any doctor prescribes

It would take major changes in his lifestyle and he is too stubborn to change. If they can't give him a magic pill, he's not interested.

Just like with everyone else in his world, he would tell doctors what he thinks is best. He only wants doctors like Ronny Jackson who take dictation.

[TexasBushwhacker]

29. And Ronny is a drunk

Addicts like to hang out with each other.

[PatSeg]

30. Yeah, they were a perfect match

Then there was that other Bozo, Harold Bornstein, who wrote a letter that was dictated to him by Trump. If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."

Then after that, Trump's bodyguard/aide "raided" the doctor's office and took all of Trump's medical records. As with his tax returns, the public only sees what Trump wants them to see, which is pretty much nothing.

[et tu]

25. all the way and past his voice box nt

[Raven]

13. No family and no friends (if he has any real friends) in attendance. I don't know what to make of that. Maybe

they are waiting until tomorrow when the trial starts.

[PatSeg]

19. Oh, I don't think Donald has ever had any real friends

Just lackeys and sycophants.

[Raven]

20. Well, they're not breaking down the doors to get in either!:-)

[PatSeg]

28. Apparently, they're not as stupid or gullible

as Trump thinks they are.

[erronis]

15. Emmisions and omitions

Ordure, ordure - commotion in the court!

[bucolic_frolic]

24. Has he screamed "Off with their heads!" yet? /nt

[intrepidity]

31. How fantastic would it be if Mary Trump showed up?

That'd be pretty awesome.