trump canceled his Nazi hate rally tonight due to extreme gusts of wind. And all of it coming

[riversedge]

trump canceled his Nazi hate rally tonight due to extreme gusts of wind. And all of it coming from his asshole. #TrumpSmellsLikeAss

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[riversedge]

1. Right-wing interviewer says he is so excited that Trump promised to testify: "It's the right thing to do...

I wish the trial was televised. But wishing won't make it happen



Right-wing interviewer says he is so excited that Trump promised to testify: “It’s the right thing to do. The man wants to get up there, look those jurors in the eyes, and fight. That’s what he does. He’s gonna get up there, say what he has to say, and fight to his last breath.”

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[Initech]

2. Break like the wind!

[riversedge]

3. Opening prayer at Trump rally today: "We pray your blessings on Pres Trump. We pray that you will give him a sense of me

Opening prayer at Trump rally today: “We pray your blessings on Pres Trump. We pray that you will give him a sense of mercy and grace. Lord, we thank you that you use imperfect people to do perfect things.” (I remember well this last line was used by a lot of pastors in 2016).

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[pfitz59]

4. God doth spake

Hear not the orange menace for he is NOT my son.

[rurallib]

5. just can't believe Trump is relying on the gummint weather service

can't he just fix it with a Sharpie?

[malaise]

10. I posted my response without seeing yours😀😀

😂😂😂

[crazylikafox]

6. Must be worried about his hair again

[Diamond_Dog]

7. Too windy for his hair lacquer?

[riversedge]

8. " Trump was supposed to come to town today to host a rally at our airport, but God had other plans.".........

I hear it is cheaper just to land the plane and have the rally at the airport.
Anyway--Mother Nature has other plans for the Trump plane.



BREAKING- I live in Wilmington, NC. Trump was supposed to come to town today to host a rally at our airport, but God had other plans. The skies are dark right now, a storm is brewing, and Trump has canceled his event stranding hundreds of supporters. Gosh, I love this town!

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[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaah

Where’s his effin sharpie.
😂😂😂😂

[tanyev]

11. That 's some ugly skies.

Looks like it was canceled too late for the crowd to get themselves out before the storm moved in. That’s how much Dear Leader cares about you.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. 5 tweets of the same thing. ugh. but in content. yay. mother nature strikes blow.

[struggle4progress]

13. Isn't this actually a divine message that certain people really need to shower?

[CanonRay]

14. I guess Deep State contrails really do work

[marble falls]

15. So I'm guessing their gawd didn't want them to hear from TFG.