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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz Report-RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot
I love the Borowitz Report
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jr-spreads-conspiracy-theory
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Calling it the most shocking conspiracy he has ever unearthed, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed on CNN last night that his mind is being controlled by a moron.
I dont know exactly how my brain is being operated remotely, by an electronic beam or microwaves or whatnot, he told the networks Erin Burnett. But somehow, some way, theres a total numbskull making me say the things I say.
Kennedy said that he had suspected that his brain was being manipulated by an egregious dunce for some time, but when he heard himself claim that President Joe Biden was a greater threat to democracy than Donald J. Trump, that clinched it.
The independent presidential candidate revealed that he pinned index cards to his basement wall featuring his most ludicrous utterances about Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fauci, vaccines, January 6, Ukraine, and microchips, and then connected the cards with colored yarn to see if a pattern emerged.
If Id said one or two dumb things, Id brush it off, he said. But when every time I open my mouth something irredeemably idiotic comes out, that cant be a coincidence.
I dont know exactly how my brain is being operated remotely, by an electronic beam or microwaves or whatnot, he told the networks Erin Burnett. But somehow, some way, theres a total numbskull making me say the things I say.
Kennedy said that he had suspected that his brain was being manipulated by an egregious dunce for some time, but when he heard himself claim that President Joe Biden was a greater threat to democracy than Donald J. Trump, that clinched it.
The independent presidential candidate revealed that he pinned index cards to his basement wall featuring his most ludicrous utterances about Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fauci, vaccines, January 6, Ukraine, and microchips, and then connected the cards with colored yarn to see if a pattern emerged.
If Id said one or two dumb things, Id brush it off, he said. But when every time I open my mouth something irredeemably idiotic comes out, that cant be a coincidence.
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Borowitz Report-RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
Apr 10
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Huh, didn't think MTG had that much time on her hands while she searches for signs.
republianmushroom
Apr 10
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republianmushroom
(13,704 posts)1. Huh, didn't think MTG had that much time on her hands while she searches for signs.
lees1975
(3,879 posts)2. It's believable.
Maybe he's being controlled by Jewish space lazars.
Then again, maybe it is just that he is a moron.
Wounded Bear
(58,721 posts)3. Most important thing is have someone else to blame...