HEY!!! LURKING RIGHT-WINGERS!!! HERE YA GO!!!

[PCIntern]

Since Biden and Beyoncé are coordinating their efforts to take over the Solar system, we compiled some hints for surviving the eclipse.

[woodsprite]

1. I was thinking along the lines of telling someone

When it hits totality, the bright light will be the four horsemen of the apocalypse hiding behind the moon for cover as they approach Earth.

Then I thought it sounded too much like what a subset of the magats and Q people already believe - my SIL being one of them.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Last paragraph is firmly grounded

Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of the Heart

[Post-Chorus]
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

[Tikki]

18. Another "Total Eclipse". lyrics....Klaus Nomi 1980

[Verse 1]
Big shots argue about what they've got
Making the planet so hot
Hot as a holocaust
Blow up, everything's gonna go up
Even if you don't show up
In your Chemise Lacoste
[Verse 2]
Fallout, nobody left to crawl out
If someone calls we're all out
Turning into French fries
Last dance, let the entire cast dance
Do the dismembered blast dance
As we get atomized.
[Chorus]
Total eclipse, it's a total eclipse
It's a total eclipse of the sun
Can't come to grips with the total eclipse
Just a slip of your lips and you're done...

Tikki

[nuxvomica]

3. "Let him."

[GAJMac]

4. Love it!

[oldsoftie]

5. Its all part of the Govt PLOT!!!

The shit I've read is unbelievable. And sad that people fall for this shit in the year 2024

[scarletlib]

6. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

[pazzyanne]

7. In their alternate world that would just make sense. nt

[ms liberty]

8. Where is this from? Can I share it, please?

"Don't trust the squirrel with the child's face. It speaks only lies."

[PCIntern]

11. Do a screenshot and use postimages

[ms liberty]

14. I know the how, I was asking permission to steal your meme.

[PCIntern]

15. No permission ever necessary!

It’s not like I created it!!

[Think. Again.]

9. Left out the part about...

...the eclipse forcing a polar flip which, since that is electromagnetic, will flip votes on voting machines so BE SURE TO VOTE BLUE!

[2naSalit]

10. Funny!

Amazing the stuff they come up with.

[rubbersole]

12. What happens to Raphael Edward Cruz?

He looks like a werewolf but doesn't have a heart. And what do the lizard people do? I sure hope this isn't the Monday they rise up and take control. I've got company coming over to grill out and watch basketball.

[Arne]

13. Superman comics.

How many remember the ones featuring Bizzaro World
It was disturbing then and it's disturbing now.

[birdographer]

16. Can't see it...

I get a blue box that says postimage and "image not found or was removed".....

[erronis]

17. Whoops! Either the image was removed because the content was considered inappropriate

or some sites like postimage have a very short window when the image will stay visible.

Pity, since I always enjoy pcintern's posts.

[senseandsensibility]

19. I hope someone posts a description

I can't see it either.

[Celerity]

21. Postimages does not have an image hosting time limit that I have seen

https://postimages.org/

nor does Imgur

https://imgur.com/upload

I use them all the time, my pics on so many boards have been hosted for years

I hope Postimages did not recently change and start with time limits

[live love laugh]

20. Where is the image?

[COL Mustard]

22. The lizard people took it.

That’s the only possible explanation!!!