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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhen Trump at last gives up the ghost -- any tombstone ideas?
Here's Mine:
Here lies Donald Trump
He was just a Russian hump
No one out runs the clock
especially a laughing stock
He brought disease
He brought the sleaze
with all his blame
He only brought us shame
He resides in hell, a resident
the worst-ever U.S. president
harumph
(1,917 posts)617Blue
(1,282 posts)Vinca
(50,319 posts)DemocraticPatriot
(4,446 posts)back onto the shore...
Prairie_Seagull
(3,344 posts)He will get his chance in death.
Prairie_Seagull
(3,344 posts)Apologies to Mr Dickens
He deserves a burial at a garbage land fill along with the other trash.
Conjuay
(1,427 posts)Love Canal or better yet-
Chernobyl.
texasfiddler
(1,993 posts)NanaCat
(1,358 posts)Wait. You meant the other kind of Tombstone...
DoBW
(647 posts)Stormy says hold the mushrooms
MLAA
(17,346 posts)Here lies
and stable
lastlib
(23,344 posts)Submariner
(12,512 posts)But at last, a hole in one.
Chainfire
(17,671 posts)dalton99a
(81,656 posts)✌🏻
WestMichRad
(1,340 posts)But the fixtures need drains so the copious contributions run over the nameplate.
Kid Berwyn
(15,007 posts)Chakaconcarne
(2,474 posts)EYESORE 9001
(26,005 posts)are the words PLEASE FLUSH near the privy located conveniently above his head. The toilet can be gilded for full effect. Perhaps some boxes of documents to enhance the ambience.
malaise
(269,237 posts)for all of us to piss and shit on his rotten carcass
Blue Owl
(50,532 posts)zanana1
(6,135 posts)Aristus
(66,481 posts)Our Aim Is For Visitors
To Piss On His Grave
Your Aim Will Help"
tinrobot
(10,927 posts)but there is
Mysterian
(4,597 posts)That's what it will be used for.
Kaleva
(36,371 posts)House of Roberts
(5,190 posts)who lied, and lied, and lied, and lied, and lied, all of his lying life.
SarahD
(1,259 posts)Not right here. Somewhere in this cemetary.
kysrsoze
(6,024 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,335 posts)Great minds think alike.
kysrsoze
(6,024 posts)limbicnuminousity
(1,406 posts)marble falls
(57,397 posts)Ping Tung
(743 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,828 posts)Only fitting.
Chautauquas
(4,454 posts)"For the first time in his life he finally did the right thing."
Torchlight
(3,384 posts)To the end.
May he haunt the dreams of those who helped him in his lifelong scam.
Hotler
(11,464 posts)Bettie
(16,134 posts)just a urinal and a hand washing station.
Wonder Why
(3,290 posts)struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)Bundbuster
(3,205 posts)Kaleva
(36,371 posts)Cover him with a tarpaulin and tour the country. Last stop, leave the corpse in the backyard of MTG.
LuvLoogie
(7,061 posts)WVlaserguy
(44 posts)I plan to, if possible
SoFlaBro
(1,986 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,202 posts)Every year, at the date and time of his passing, all Americans should flush their toilets to commemorate the Turd That Wouldn't Go Away.
Jrose
(854 posts)as is the plot of Ivana.
MorbidButterflyTat
(1,872 posts)found out."
no_hypocrisy
(46,245 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,980 posts)The Roux Comes First
(1,300 posts)But without a stake through the heart and a semi-load of garlic, what makes you think he is actually human enough to die?
bcool
(219 posts)You just know his grave will be a gold-encrusted monstrosity that will be fenced off to keep the masses away.
Knowing his ego, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't try to duplicate the Great Pyramids or something.That is, if he has any money left by that point.
rwiliff
(31 posts)ing dumpster.
PCIntern
(25,612 posts)Some people are saying that.
Kennah
(14,348 posts)Emile
(23,043 posts)electric_blue68
(14,975 posts)Dulcinea
(6,673 posts)Rincewind
(1,206 posts)MistakenLamb
(543 posts)Good stuff