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Which some of you Im certain have already heard, but for the rest
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isnt it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
Walleye
(31,062 posts)brush
(53,876 posts)Great joke!
I have seen this joke before. I am retired but worked with intellectually disabled children and adults. I am tired of people associating trumpers with low IQ. If this joke included a person of color, everyone would be upset. Persons with intellectual disabilities deserve the same respect.
Someone with an IQ if 50 is spending their time learning to take care of basic needs. They don't have time or intellect to become angry, hatefilled MAGAs. They are more like us caring and fun loving. Please dont denigrate them.
KS Toronado
(17,344 posts)Years ago when his "Apprentice" fans were bragging about him at work one day I asked if they would enjoy
working for someone so demanding, rude and uncaring about his employees, and they all claimed they
would jump at the chance. They're probably MAGAts today.
We're talking humor & politics here, JOKE was even in the title of the OP. Have a good day.
AverageOldGuy
(1,544 posts). . . but I see what you did with that headline!!