As A MAGA - Everything I Know I Learned From Tr**p......

[global1]

I thought that this might be a fun exercise to have here on DU.

I'm hoping that we get a lot of cooperation here in this post to develop a listing of what a MAGA believes by being a Tr**p supporter.

Example:
- I learned that drinking bleach will cure Covid

please make additions to this.

I hoping that when finished - this listing will be so absurd - that any MAGA reading it would be embarrassed to be labeled as a MAGA Tr**p supporter.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. They don't drink bleach. They do swear by Ivermectin & Mike Flynn & Stephen Miller

They won't be embarrassed by a list of absurdities, because they'll just write half off like the bleach and the other half they will be "it doesn't mean what you think it means" or "what? that's common sense!" or "the bible says" or "go fight and die in Ukraine".

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. In spirit of OP, MAGAs believe tRump is a self-made billionaire but he needs their $20 bills

There's an absurdity. Could be fun.

This one is an internal logical contradiction.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Trump is god's imperfect instrument; it's okay he uses sex workers, holds bible upside down, never goes to church.

You could select the top ten absurdities and post another thread seeking the rationalizations magas use for each of them. Those rationalizations will be equally absurd if not more so.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. It's "Smart" Not To Pay Your Taxes

But, they pay their share because fines & jail are scary.
It's not smart for them to not pay taxes, but it's smart when he doesn't.

[oldsoftie]

5. Oh, I have a LIST. 1st - JFK Jr is going to be trumps VP

2- Biden is really an actor who replaced the long-dead REAL Biden
3- The Clintons AND the Obamas are "about" to be arrested
4- UKR launders US aid money BACK to Democrats
5- The Space Force is who is REALLY running the country
6- Trump is actually STILL President & working with the above Space Force
7- After trump returns to the WH, ALL the child traffickers will be taken down (I thought that was supposed to happen the FIRST term)
8- Putin has destroyed a dozen "biolabs" in UKR
9- Executions are already happening at GITMO

How far do I need to go? And these are beliefs of MULTIPLE people not just one whacko

[keithbvadu2]

6. Obama was not in the Oval Office on 9-11 like he was supposed to be.

Trump beat Obama in the election.