New Lauren Boebert campaign slogan ideas:

[ZonkerHarris]

Boobs in every audience and A handjob in every pot

Tippecanoe and a handjob too

Morning in a Handjob

54/40 and fight for a handjob

This one is more esoteric but It's a red white and blue Shepard Fairy like picture of Boebert's face and underneath it just says HANDJOB instead of HOPE

So what else do we have...?

[Aristus]

1. Lauren Boebert - She Handles The Hard Things!

n/t

[ZonkerHarris]

3. lol

[dalton99a]

2. "Lauren Works It HARD For You"

[ZonkerHarris]

4. she does work it hard for the money

[malaise]

20. Grasping for your votes

😀😀😀😀

[Effete Snob]

5. Good Constituent Outreach

And willing to reach across the aisle to get the job done.

[ZonkerHarris]

6. hahaha

[regnaD kciN]

7. Vote for Lauren...

…no one fucks the Democrats harder!

[AZSkiffyGeek]

8. If she ends up running mate to P01135809...

They could "grab 'em by the pussy AND the balls!"

[Wingus Dingus]

9. Lauren Boebert: A Helping Hand for Hard Times.

[wackadoo wabbit]

19. I think this one is my favorite! ... n/t

[SoFlaBro]

10. Boebert is a sloppy fucking animal. Disgusting web-cam performer who loves giving a strong handy.

shit

[dalton99a]

11. Vote Boebert For Happy Endings

[MagickMuffin]

12. I used to be somebody

Damn cameras, damn audience, damn rules I have to obey.

Don’t you know who I am!

[lame54]

13. From her cold dead hands

[Bluethroughu]

14. Lol

[JohnnyRingo]

15. The human hand has 23 bones in it....

Lauren has 24 when she's on a date.

[ZonkerHarris]

22. Lol

[Raine]

16. ROFL 🤣 ... great thread with terrific campaign slogan ideas! 😂👍 nt

[Auggy74]

17. I may have to workshop this a little but

A helping hand - anytime, any place.

Our family values are on full display.

Granny Boebert gets the job done.

WIN - Whip Impotence Now

[ZonkerHarris]

21. Lol

[Cha]

18. Will the m$m cover this? TY

[dooner]

23. Boobert Gets Her Gun

What a train wreck.

[mahina]

24. "I'll get in there with both hands"

Time and place, boebert. Time and place.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

25. Free boob feel-ups for your vote and.....

free hand-job if you bring a friend......

[Sky Jewels]

26. Vote Boebert for Different Strokes

[NowISeetheLight]

27. I Wish

I wish I won the billion dollar lottery. Sure I'd pay my bills off and buy a nice house. I'd also spend the $$$ to put up billboards with some of these ideas to put up in Gropebart Country when she runs for reelection.

[mackdaddy]

28. So will MTG make poster size photos to display in congress?

Is that not one of the alternative meaning for 'congress' anyhow?

What a disgrace the whole republican party has become.

[newdayneeded]

29. Vote Lauren Boebert

if you need a stroke of good luck!

[sakabatou]

30. Boobert, pleasing America

[PufPuf23]

31. Vote Boebert for more right-wing nut jobs. nt

[SoFlaBro]

32. "Boebert ready to reach across the aisle....and give it a tug" for $20 campaign donation

Gross piss