And just think... they haven't even STARTED on the documents hijinks yet...
Indictments, indictments,
Roly-poly indictments
Indictments, indictments,
Serve them up, YUM!
In the morning,
Laughing grand juries,
In the evening,
Blowing up the news!
Ask a prosecutor,
Anything you want to,
They won't answer,
Read the charge!
Indictments, indictments,
Roly-poly indictments
Indictments, indictments,
Serve them up, YUM!
I waited hopefully,
Outside the courthouse,
Waited for the day
It would all come out!
Count one defrauding,
Count two obstruction,
Count three attempting,
Count four - RIGHTS!
Indictments, indictments,
Roly-poly indictments
Indictments, indictments,
Serve them up, YUM!
Delusional narcissistic sadsacks are never seen
Experiencing nasty consequences for their shit,
At least until now.... yeah
Indictments, indictments,
Roly-poly indictments
Indictments, indictments,
Serve them up, YUM! (repeat a lot!)
(Extra points if y'all can identify the source lyrics for this version!)
Hopefully,
Bright