Damn. I just knew that cat was up to something...

[Malmsy]

The perp:

[Sky Jewels]

1. Awww, Socks.

My favorite White House pet ever until Willow Biden (they're now tied). What a handsome boy!

[sarcasmo]

2. Socks the cat took classified documents?

[Ocelot II]

3. He ate them.

[sarcasmo]

4. The kibble cabal has been destroyed.

[yardwork]

14. You can tell by looking at him that he's not to be trusted.

[NNadir]

15. I don't think so. I believe they were stored by his litter box.

[zuul]

6. And stashed them in his litter box. Then refused to return them.

[sarcasmo]

28. Socks was only looking for a tie.

[Sanity Claws]

20. Knocked them off a desk and onto his bed.

[Danascot]

27. No, he just pushed them off the desk.

[Malmsy]

29. Oh yes...

[johnp3907]

5. Cats get away with everything.

Because they're so cute!

[Historic NY]

7. What CATastrophe did he cause?

[Goodheart]

8. How does he know what the Grand Jury was told?

[CatWoman]

18. DING! DING! DING!!

We have a winner!!!

[KentuckyWoman]

32. THIS

[onenote]

9. Sorry Donald

In federal court, prosecutors have no duty at all to present evidence helpful to the accused. And even if they were the “socks case” and the PRA aren’t exonerating to the charges brought against trump.

[cojoel]

10. So much for the order to not discuss evidence in the case

Hardly a surprise...

[onenote]

13. That order applies to discovery materials

And no discovery has taken place. So he hasn’t violated anything.

[yardwork]

16. To be fair, neither of those items HAVE any bearing on the case, so...

Trump could also rail about Patty Hearst and Jane Fonda. Neither exonerating nor relevant, like his little post.

[marble falls]

11. So he thinks "whadaboutism" is a legitimate defense. Dipstick.

[lastlib]

12. Hey, FOOL*--Even when you scream in ALL-CAPS.....

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I don't hear you! To my senses, you're just a low, dull, uninteresting gurgling noise.


(*FOOL -- Former Office-Occupying Liar.)

[Maeve]

17. Couple of links for those who want to answer seriously

As opposed to just laughing at the orange fool...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/29/politics/fact-check-trump-presidential-records-act-talk/index.html

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/donald-trump-presidential-records-act-clintons-sock-drawer-defense-2023-06-09/

Short cut--he's as full of it as ever was

[CatWoman]

19. plus he keeps listening to this moron on Twitter, known for his extremely tight shirts

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Maeve]

22. Shirts must be cutting off the blood to his head

[MarineCombatEngineer]

31. Which head?

[calimary]

30. Whatever that guy Fitton is smoking, it's WAAAAAAY better than anything I've got.

[Rhiannon12866]

21. TFG has no pets so he has no one to blame but himself...

[NowISeetheLight]

23. Flush

Socks flushed the stuff down the litter box?

[James48]

24. Of course, the Cat no longer is around.

And can’t testify.


The Clinton’s had him euthanized so he couldn’t tell any secrets.

I just told that to somebody on Facebook, and they believed me.

[Jarqui]

25. He's not charged under the Presidential Records Act

He's charged under the Espionage Act. Different laws

Doesn't matter what Clinton did. Has no bearing on what he did.
At issue is what Trump did relative to the laws Espionage Act.

It's a simple concept but obviously, it is beyond his ability to comprehend or be forthright about.

[CaptainTruth]

26. What is the "Clinton socks case" he keeps ranting about?

Did Clinton take boxes of classified socks & the DOJ said he could keep them or something?


It makes me think about Gilda Radner as Emily Litella on SNL channeling Trump:

What's all this fuss about classified socks? You can't classify socks, & I didn't take any socks. Why would I want classified socks, I have my own socks!

No Donald, not classified socks, it's classified docs, documents.

Never mind.