Tucker's Replacement: WHO YA GOT?

[Montauk6]

Not "WHO YA WANT" but who do you think could get the call?

11 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Tulsi Gabbard
	8 (73%)
	Jimmy Dore
	0 (0%)
	Glenn Greenwald
	0 (0%)
	Meghan McCain
	0 (0%)
	Candace Owens
	1 (9%)
	Joe Rogan
	0 (0%)
	Ben Shapiro
	1 (9%)
	Ann Coulter
	0 (0%)
	David Brooks
	0 (0%)
	Meh... I'm thinking more along the lines of...
	1 (9%)
	5 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[DBoon]

1. I'll go with George Takei's suggestion

A barking walrus wearing a bow tie

[lame54]

2. A rabid German Shepherd would get the highest ratings

[Johnny2X2X]

3. Putin

Why not just go to the source? Vlad Putin would get a huge audience on FOX.

[jrthin]

6. Great minds blah blah...We seem to have posted at the same time.

[Montauk6]

23. The ad campaign writes itself...

"HEY AMERICA, IT'S TIME TO GET MAD WITH VLAD!!! Only on Fox News...."

[jrthin]

4. PUTIN (Fox tired of the imposters; hires the real deal) nt

[Shermann]

5. Maria Bartiromo

Haha, get real Maria! I'd get a box ready to pack up your personal effects from your office. A singular fall guy won't cut it where $787B is involved.

[Trueblue1968]

7. Donald Rump

[Montauk6]

22. Actually, I forgot about Bearded Junior...

[LNM]

8. KellyAnne Conway n/t

[Hugh_Lebowski]

12. I'm sure they'd think she's not attractive enough anymore ...

[gratuitous]

9. Zombie Rush Limbaugh?

As long as everyone agrees not to notice his arm fall off and the cascade of sawdust leaking out.

[Midnight Writer]

10. I think to match Tucker's charisma they'll need to go with Stephen Miller.

And some sort of Mortimer Snerd puppet to co-host.

[Montauk6]

21. (Well, since someone already mentioned Limbaugh...)

Mo Snerdly...?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

11. Dore, Greenwald, and Rogan are more like the kinda dudes they'd get to play Hannity's "liberal" foil

On a new iteration of "Hannity And Colmes".

They wouldn't make any of them host's alone in primetime, guaranteed.

None of the 3 are true-red.

[Montauk6]

20. They need a meek adopt-a-pet...

Those three have too much stray-dog-wandering-in-a-backlot in 'em, no?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. George Santos

they need someone trustworthy and believable.

But they'll settle for George Santos.

[flamingdem]

14. this

[Montauk6]

24. HOPEFULLY he'll be back on the job market soon...

[bottomofthehill]

15. Bill Maher has been auditioning lately

[Montauk6]

25. At least, he'll be able to dust off his "Politically Incorrect" card

[Best_man23]

16. One. Stephen. Miller

He's got the Joseph Goebbels look nailed, and I'm sure he's got an SS Cosplay uniform somewhere in that coffin where he sleeps during the day.

Why use another talking head to spread the hate and keep the MAGAts riled up. Go direct.

[Takket]

17. some possible shows

Doin' Lines with Don drumpf Jr

The best if yet to come! With Kimmy Guilfoyle

Pillows of wisdom with Mike Lindell

TITS!!!!!!! (just random huge breasted blondes reading the phone book)

let me explain why you are fucking nuts with Rachel Maddow

[Act_of_Reparation]

18. I mean, shit, my uncle could do the job.

[Tribetime]

19. 2 hr Hannity

[Shermann]

27. That's a lot of fake outrage for one blowhard to muster! nt

[Efilroft Sul]

26. I picked Gabbard if Rupert is the only vote that matters. However...

…if Lachlan Murdoch has a major say in the matter and wants to pick someone from outside the box, I can see NRA spokesperson Colion Noir being considered.

Sure, the skin color of Noir (not his real last name) will at first be a turn-off to the "life was better in the '50s" viewers. But when they find out how pro-gun Noir is, and how well he'll articulate all the other crazy right-wing points of view, Fox's viewers will think they found their Obama.

I also think Noir would strongly appeal to X'er edge lords who always had a "Fuck you, I got mine" attitude, and these viewers are the ones Fox needs to maintain and prevent from jumping ship to OAN or Newsmax. So don't be surprised about "The Target with Colion Noir."

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

28. My option isn't there

Which would be: No idea, but I know it will be someone even worse.