DeSantis and Abbott pump lifesaving liberal tears into Republican political gas tanks

[gulliver]

(Washington)

Master liberal tear production wildcatters, Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott announced they had far exceeded third quarter production goals.

"For the price of a few bus and plane tickets," a jubilant DeSantis announced, "Greg and I have single-handedly doubled liberal tear production. Immigration fracking is the future."

Asked if DeSantis believed the liberal tear flood would arrive in time to help Republicans drown out the Democrats' advantages on choice and the preservation of American Democracy, DeSantis chuckled, "It's a little early to tell, but our numbers are looking good."

[eppur_se_muova]

2. Those plane rides cost $12,000/person. Those are FL taxpayer tears. nt

[dchill]

3. At this point, they can't figure out how NOT...

...to commit political suicide.

[yankee87]

4. Owning the Libs

Doesn’t matter whether their policies help their voters, just as long as they think they piss off the Libs. So what if their policies make their own lives worse, don’t care. Get rid of Social Security and Medicare, no problem. Our side is making the Libs unhappy.
The stupid is deep.