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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNo need to fingerprint Mara Lago documents
Dunky Shines @DunkAsASkunk 18hThey don't need to fingerprint all the documents. If there's crayon on them, it's Eric. If there's makeup, it's Ivanka. If there's coke, it's Don Jr.
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If there's hair dye on them, or ketchup...
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No need to fingerprint Mara Lago documents (Original Post)
bigtree
Aug 2022
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C_U_L8R
(45,035 posts)1. Scotch - Giuliani. Rotgut - Bannon.
And you know who if there are ketchup edges and mcFry oil stains
Irish_Dem
(47,833 posts)2. Couture designer fabric threads costing a small fortune......
milestogo
(16,829 posts)3. If its ketchup, its the traitor in chief.
LudwigPastorius
(9,257 posts)4. If they smell like BO, it's Steve Bannon.
If they have expensive grooming products on them, it's Roger Stone.
If they have swastikas doodled in the margins, it's Stephen Miller.
If they have jizz stains, it's Rudy Giuliani.
If they have borscht spilled on them, It's Paul Manafort.
If they have a smushed fly on them, it's Mike Pence.
Nevilledog
(51,281 posts)5. First fingerprint recovered
Actually, it'll hurt Trump more when his fingerprints aren't found on the documents. Kinda ruins the "I was just taking work home" defense.
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Hermit-The-Prog
(33,547 posts)7. Slobber foam? Pic-A-rePuke.