Anybody hungry? How about some tasty INDICTMENTS for your Thursday treat?

[Leghorn21]

BREAKING] Eric Torrens has been indicted by a federal grand jury on *FOUR COUNTS*

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BREAKING] Matthew Bledsoe has been indicted by a federal grand jury on *FIVE COUNTS*

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BREAKING] Blake Reed (the bozo on the left) has been indicted by a federal grand jury on *FOUR COUNTS*.

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BREAKING] Jack Griffith has been indicted by a federal grand jury on *FOUR COUNTS*

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Charges here:
https://extremism.gwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs2191/f/Bledsoe%20Torrens%20Reed%20Griffith%20Indictment.pdf

Yeah, SMILE, MOTHERFUCKERS

[mnmoderatedem]

1. they make it so easy

always putting the evidence out on social media.

Freaking morons.

[riversedge]

3. Their 15 minutes of fame was short lived.

[malaise]

9. Same with the grins on their faces

Lock them up!

[riversedge]

2. whow. They followed Trump and so far Trump is running free.

[sboatcar]

4. This is going to end up being a lost generation that no one cares about.

[Leghorn21]

6. Ha, good point, s! But hey, if we DO need to find them, we'll know right where to look, eh??

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[former9thward]

29. I wish people would read the indictments at the link in the OP

They are all disorderly conduct charges. No one goes to prison for disorderly conduct. Probation at worst.

[lagomorph777]

39. These indictments get the ball rolling. DOJ will be investigating for many months,

...and they will add charges as evidence turns up.

[former9thward]

45. Not on these people. They would have given their best shot at the beginning.

[lagomorph777]

48. I don't think that's true. They turn them against each other;

but they have to round 'em up first; that's what the initial indictments are for.

[former9thward]

49. They are givend immediate bail on these charges.

So they are not "rounded up". Then, any competent defense lawyer will tell them to shut up. No reason to turn on anyone when you are only facing probation.

[Deacon Blue]

40. The Law of Parties Puts Them on the Hook for EVERYTHING

Every single one of these idiots left a digital plume of incontrovertible evidence.

These folks are toast, burnt toast. All jointly and severally criminally responsible for every felony committed by any one of them, and maybe some of the misdemeanors...

[former9thward]

44. Not how it works.

[LanternWaste]

47. And the Ashli Babbit estate is still "getting a huge a settlement" eh?

Prophecies and two dollars gets a cup of coffee at the local diner.

[Beetwasher.]

5. They Should Make T-Shirts: "I stormed the capitol and all I got was this lousy indictment"

"NO PARDON FOR YOU!"

[bringthePaine]

7. is it me, or do these sphincter blooms smell stupid too? yeah, I know, their best trick yet...

[iluvtennis]

8. Want Merrick Garland to make sure they are prosecuted to the full extent of the law. nt

[calimary]

10. I see incel people...

Involuntary celebate. Can't get a date, but it doesn't matter. They're fucked - all by their widdle selves.

[Cha]

11. Rts TY & everyone for their hard work

rounding up the Domestic trump Terrorists!!

[FakeNoose]

12. And thanks for the selfies guys! Thanks for posting everything on Facebook

Lock 'em up!

[usaf-vet]

14. And carrying your pinging cell phone. Pinging the nearest tower saying I'm HERE.

[orangecrush]

13. Lovin' it

[Bluethroughu]

15. Can't wipe the smile from my face or laughter from my breath.

[Ford_Prefect]

16. I'll be even happier when they post the charges for Josh Hawley, Loren Boebert, et al.

[FlyingPiggy]

32. Yes! That will be a sweet day indeed!

[Talitha]

17. Thanks Leghorn21, you were right - those were mighty tasty treats!

(burp) ooops, excuse me...

[BigmanPigman]

19. Every time I hear the word "indictment" I start

singing Randy Rainbow's song.....

[FlyingPiggy]

20. GREAT NEWS!!! K&R

[Baked Potato]

21. 'Merica ! 🇺🇸

[Jon King]

22. Meanwhile, Trump golfs, Don Jr. and Kim buy mansions, and Javanka frolic on a yacht....

with the pardoned felon father in law. While the Trumps still hustle these people for even more money.

Why shop lift? The bigger the lie, the bigger the con, the more blatant the entire family is about 3 generations of crime, the easier it is to get away with it.

Jails are full of folks who just did not go big enough like the Trumps did.

[Hekate]

23. Yummy. I brought extra buttery popcorn to share...

[spanone]

24. Traitors one and all....

[Joinfortmill]

25. Holy shit

[former9thward]

26. Did you read the indictments?

They are all disorderly conduct first offender probation eligible charges.

[Leghorn21]

31. Thanks, former, no doubt many of these people will do very little, if any, time - but the 4 idiots

on this thread are charged with:



...and a quick google seems to imply these are pretty serious charges here?



If nothing else, maybe they’ll think twice before getting all INSURRECTIONIST on the United States of America again any time soon!!?

[Deacon Blue]

41. Five Year Possible Sentence Means FELONY

And some reprobates feloniously slaughtered a capital policeman, and inflicted serious bodily injury (this has a specific statutory definition, curbing someone surely qualifies) upon others. Every single one of these idiots left a digital plume of incontrovertible evidence.

These folks are toast, burnt toast. All jointly and severally criminally responsible for every felony committed by any one of them, and maybe some of the misdemeanors...

[BobTheSubgenius]

27. Anyone have a count on how many people are facing how many indictments?

[Leghorn21]

28. Yes, Sedition Track posted this earlier today, BobSub:

[UPDATE] There have been 291 suspects charged so far according to publicly available information (the FBI has said the total is over 300). 110 of those have also been indicted.

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TICK TOCK
KNOCK KNOCK

[BobTheSubgenius]

33. Thank you, Leghorn21.

[PlanetBev]

30. I'm so Indicted...I just can't hide it

I’m about to go to jail and I think I fucked up.

[rockfordfile]

34. There's a blonde woman in the last pic?

Has she been arrested?

[Leghorn21]

35. Don't know, rock - I'm too tired too flip through all the arrest files tonight, but if she's not,

she might want to seriously consider her next move!!! (ie, surrender to the authorities and show a modicum of remorse) —

That’s certainly a great shot of her, ain’t it

Tick tock, miss

[live love laugh]

36. Why are they charging MAGAts when ANTIFA did it?!?

[Best_man23]

37. I'm looking for a wine (or whine) to pair with these tasty indictments

Any suggestions?

[Leghorn21]

38. Well, no wine (whine) available, Best, but how about a few shots of

[czarjak]

42. Thinking it through. Not a strong point.

[Alien Life Form]

43. Best news all day!!

20 years hard labor in Siberia!

[roamer65]

46. Have they got the girl and the Dump visor wearing prick in the last picture yet?

I hope they are working on them as well.