"Rudy Giuliani, PUT DOWN YOUR CHRAM!"

[orangecrush]

From our friends at Wonkette....


"OK, so in the new movie Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm, which comes out Friday on Amazon Prime, the character who plays "Tutar" is pretending to be a conservative journalist, and she gets Rudy to do an interview with her. The Daily Beast's description is very colorful, so we will use it:

Posing as a conservative journalist in the mold of Tomi Lahren—albeit with a strong eastern European accent—Tutar sits down with Giuliani in a Manhattan hotel suite for an "interview" in which she mostly flatters him into creepily flirting with her. "I'll relax you, you want me to ask you a question?" Giuliani says as she giggles in response. After blaming China for the coronavirus, he agrees to "eat a bat" with his interviewer, who repeatedly touches his knee to egg him on.

Baron Cohen first interrupts the interview dressed as a sound engineer with a large boom mic, but leaves before it's over. At that point, Tutar offers to "have a drink in the bedroom" with Giuliani, who happily obliges.

On what appear to be hidden cameras, we see Giuliani remove her microphone and ask for her phone number and address as he sits down on the bed. He starts patting her backside as she removes the microphone from his pants. Giuliani then lies down on the bed and starts sticking his hands down his pants in a suggestive manner.
But before anything more can happen, Borat bursts into the room and shouts, "Put down your chram!"—his preferred word for penis. "She's 15! She's too old for you!"

The startled Giuliani, who had no reason to believe his interviewer was underage, sits up abruptly and gets out of there as fast as he can. "Rudy, Trump will be disappoint! You are leaving hotel without golden shower!" Borat yells after him.
Put down your chram, Rudy!'

https://www.wonkette.com/rudy-giuliani-put-down-your-chram

[mr_lebowski]

1. Oh, this shit's gonna be hilarious ...

I can't believe after the last go round people are still getting punked by SBC.

Epic!

Anyone know what age the interviewer is/looks like?

[orangecrush]

3. Blonde, 24 y.o.

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Kompromat photo is at the link

[Squidly]

2. I just cant wait!!!

Friday night will be glorious!!

[orangecrush]

4. An act of courage and defiance by Cohen

Considering Rudy's Russian mob ties.


I salute him.

[Blue Owl]

5. Bravo! Encore!

It's almost too easy with these GOP freaks and creeps...

[orangecrush]

6. Cohen is courageous

Considering Rudy's Russian ties.

[CharleyDog]

7. Reminds me of "Monkey Business," except different.

The ways of political games, Republican ways are different. It's not both sides.

OK. Gary Hart. Anyone remember him? Yeah. Lee Atwater and his other ratfucking friends ratfucked Gary Hart. (Lee Atwater's so-called deathbed confession;“Lee told me that he had set up the whole Monkey Business deal. ‘I did it!’ he told me. ‘I fixed Hart.’ https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/11/was-gary-hart-set-up/570802/)

I see that Rudy was all too eager to get something something, he's a perv, no doubt. With all that encouragement, stupid fool Rudy was ready to go for extra relaxation and happy endings ON CAMERA; whereas Gary Hart innocently let a stranger, a model, sit on his lap for a photoshoot, the press assumed the worst (without facts), and next thing Gary knew! he's a philanderer criminal and once hot potato Gary, turned stone cold and unappetizing to everyone.

If Borat could trap Rudy, could he trap Trump, who is even more narcissistic than Rudy. Maybe Putin has trapped Trump...

[Indykatie]

8. Now Imagine How Easy It Is for Russia to Trap Politicians in These Compromising Situations

I'm sure they have tons of kompromat on GOP politicians and probably a few Democrats.

[orangecrush]

9. No maybe about it.

[dalton99a]

10. Kick

[Maru Kitteh]

11. Rudy's lucky he not locked in a Syrian basement with little bits

of fatwood hammered under his fingernails, or dead.

If it was THIS EASY for freakin' BORAT for cripes sake to lure him off to a hotel room . . . . what could a "professional" accomplish?

[orangecrush]

12. Have you seen "Red Sparrow"?

There's your answer.

[Maru Kitteh]

13. nope, but not too hard to imagine what Rudy

might have easily fumbled into, other than his pants.

[orangecrush]

14. ...