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Over/under on Trump playing golf this weekend? (Original Post) bmpbmp Oct 2020 OP
He already has a 9am tee time. BamaRefugee Oct 2020 #1
LOL! LiberalLoner Oct 2020 #2
It's an old golf joke ;-) BamaRefugee Oct 2020 #3
That's good. I like it. bmpbmp Oct 2020 #4
My favorite golf story MurrayDelph Oct 2020 #7
Why is that bad? tanyev Oct 2020 #6
If his tee time in heaven is nine ... imaginary girl Oct 2020 #9
D'oh! Thank you. tanyev Oct 2020 #10
If it was good-enough for Bing Crosby MurrayDelph Oct 2020 #5
The fu_ker is sick. He'll be dragging before the turn... brush Oct 2020 #8
High probabliity Mordred Oct 2020 #11
Right, total photo op. bmpbmp Oct 2020 #12

BamaRefugee

(3,487 posts)
3. It's an old golf joke ;-)
Mon Oct 5, 2020, 06:20 PM
Oct 2020

Saw it earlier today on DU but I don't know who posted it:
Ralph and Sam have been best friends and golfing buddies for many years. They had sworn a pact that whichever one of them died first would come back and tell the other if there was, indeed, golf in heaven. Well, Sam dies, and Ralph awaits confirmation.
Some weeks later, Ralph wakes from a deep sleep when he hears his name called. He sees Sam standing beside his bed. Eagerly, he greets Sam, and, impatiently, asks, "well, is there golf in heaven?"
Sam replies, "well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, yes, there is golf. The courses are amazing, better than we could have imagined", and continues extolling heavenly golf at length.
Puzzled, Ralph asks, "so what is the bad news?"
"Your tee time is 9a.m."

MurrayDelph

(5,301 posts)
7. My favorite golf story
Mon Oct 5, 2020, 06:33 PM
Oct 2020

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

tanyev

(42,621 posts)
6. Why is that bad?
Mon Oct 5, 2020, 06:32 PM
Oct 2020

Just because it's early? I'm a non-golfer and a natural early riser, so it sounds fine to me.

Mordred

(154 posts)
11. High probabliity
Mon Oct 5, 2020, 06:47 PM
Oct 2020

that we're told and shown a photo or 2 of him on the course but a low probability he actually completes a round.

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