George Conway wins Twitter today.

[mzmolly]

Link to tweet

[msongs]

1. oh look a miraculosuly recovery. maybe from something he actually never had nt

[BComplex]

3. Exactly. Once he got the sympathy vote, it was all good.

Asshole.

[BamaRefugee]

2. by "documents to review" he means his Polaroids of Hope Hicks.

[central scrutinizer]

5. The nurses are at best a 3

They don’t know how to fluff properly.

[underpants]

4. Trump isn't watching SEC football?

Wuss

[BamaRefugee]

8. He didn't bring that back. He "brought back" the Big 10, which hasn't played a single game.

ROLL TIDE!

[Dem2]

6. ROFL

This is why nothing I read on this topic is to be believed.

[Newest Reality]

7. Well, there you go.

If he were looking for the remote, that might be plausible.

That's a real stretch to project "looking for documents to review" on a man who has no interest in them or capacity to decipher them. Didn't they realize we would figure that one out?

I call "Shenanigans!"

[llmart]

9. The outrageousness of their lies is amazing.

Who is going to believe that he's doing work? He never did any when he wasn't in the hospital.

[Croney]

10. How do you meet, on multiple occasions in one day, with a Covid patient?

Does he don the PPE and go near him? Surely not. Must just be phone calls.

[Brother Mythos]

11. Yes, one activity really is as likely as the other for Trash.

[ecstatic]

12. Uh huh. Keep talking, trump. Use up that oxygen. Nt

[Takket]

13. poll numbers, transfer of donations to private accounts........

we know he doesn't do government business even when healthy!!!!!!!!

[tanyev]

14. Ha! And humming his favorite Gilbert & Sullivan tunes.

[blueinredohio]

15. If anyone else were doing that well they would be sent home ASAP.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

16. "documents" coloring books and sharpies. N/T

[Piasladic]

18. Thinking last will and testament

bet it's all going to Ivanka...

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

26. No way. Without his lawyer-critters the dumpster would be lost...

No one to translate the bigly words.

[Wellstone ruled]

17. Bullshit!!!!!!

Trump never reads anything. He is the most Ignorant POS that every sat in the Oval.

[BigmanPigman]

19. Is he reviewing his will?

Melania is doing that with her pre-nup.

[Dem2theMax]

21. It's funny how our minds all wander down the same path.

Earlier today I started wondering how much she was going to get if he dropped dead now.

[Traildogbob]

20. Oh God.

What poor nurse had to put the catheter into the mushroom with a combover. Child size cath.

[Dem2theMax]

22. You need to be punished for writing that!

I will never be able to get that image out of my mind!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

[Traildogbob]

23. Just texted my ICU Nurse Daughter

That question. Hope she was away from a patient. Nurses are so underpaid.

[Dukkha]

24. "documents" is WH code for Twitter phone.

[GopherGal]

25. not porn?