No more making fun of Jesus or his followers.

[3Hotdogs]

He answered my prayers so I'm holding up my part of the bargain.

[berni_mccoy]

1. Lol

[randr]

2. This could make believers

out of a lot of skeptics.

[efhmc]

3. Was getting out the vote your part of the bargain?

Thereby completing the legal transition?

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

4. i have never been a believer, but karma?

yeah, i believe in that.
i have been saying for a while that kali is at work in the world today. kali- creator of worlds, destroyer of worlds.
i wasnt expecting her to come for tax cheato till nov 3rd. but i am good w this.

[Rorey]

6. "tax cheato"....... PERFECT nt

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

7. stole that from someone here.

been calling him cheato for his whole term.
that's what i love most about this place. humor is in the bones.

[Chainfire]

5. Does that mean that my pact with the devil is null and void?

[3Hotdogs]

9. No. Your ass is now mine.

[Chainfire]

15. Dammit man, I hate it when that happens!

[3Hotdogs]

18. --- gotta read da fine print

[LeftInTX]

8. In one of our private chat groups last night. around 9:30 or so, we were discussing Hope Hicks

I replied, "Praying for a miracle", a few hours later: A miracle..LOL

[Autumn]

10. Can we still make fun of evangelicals? They don't seem to know this Jesus fella.

[PJMcK]

11. If there really is a Jesus...

...Trump would not have been elected in the first place.

Just sayin'.

[Throck]

12. Horseshit.

My sister is Wiccan and her coven is jockeying for credit.

[Mariana]

13. It really didn't need any help from Jesus to happen.

The power of a pandemic virus to infect someone who refuses to take precautions, and who travels all over creation ignoring the threat, does not require the intervention of any supernatural force.

[Act_of_Reparation]

14. Why did he wait until 200,000 Americans were dead?

Sorry. Jesus isn't off the hook.

[dalton99a]

17. +1

[Chainfire]

16. Lesson 3, verse 1: And the Lord sayeth unto Donald

"Donald, I warned you, I had the doctors warn you, I had the scientists warn you, I took over 200,000 souls to warn you, but would you listen?"