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Zorro

(15,691 posts)
Fri Sep 25, 2020, 10:02 AM Sep 2020

Amazon Prime Offers to Aid Peaceful Transfer of Power by Shipping Trump Out in Twenty-four Hours

SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—In order to ease the peaceful transfer of power this coming January, Amazon has offered its Prime delivery service to ship Donald J. Trump out of the White House within twenty-four hours.

Speaking from his corporate headquarters, the Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, said that he understood why Trump had misgivings about leaving the White House. “Moving is always hard,” Bezos said. “At Amazon, we want to make Donald Trump’s move as speedy as possible.”

Bezos said that, on Inauguration Day, an Amazon Prime delivery truck will arrive at the White House to prepare Trump for shipping, “free of charge.”

After he has been packed, bar-coded, and scanned into the system, Bezos said, Trump will be expedited to the destination of his choice.

“Amazon Prime guarantees that he will be at Mar-a-Lago within twenty-four hours,” Bezos said, adding that it would take slightly longer if the shipping address is in Moscow.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/amazon-prime-offers-to-aid-peaceful-transfer-of-power-by-shipping-trump-out-in-twenty-four-hours

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Amazon Prime Offers to Aid Peaceful Transfer of Power by Shipping Trump Out in Twenty-four Hours (Original Post) Zorro Sep 2020 OP
Bubble wrap! nt Wicked Blue Sep 2020 #1
I misread it as 24 pieces. LiberalFighter Sep 2020 #2
Why not use a drone? LiberalFighter Sep 2020 #3
Needs this Klaralven Sep 2020 #4
Lift Truck needed. LiberalFighter Sep 2020 #6
With handles on two sides, six strong men should be able to carry it. Klaralven Sep 2020 #7
Even Amazon has restrictions on size and weight. LiberalFighter Sep 2020 #5
HAH! Good one! Thanks for the laugh!! flor-de-jasmim Sep 2020 #8
Shipping address to Moscow... ROFLMAO MissMillie Sep 2020 #9

MissMillie

(38,454 posts)
9. Shipping address to Moscow... ROFLMAO
Fri Sep 25, 2020, 10:26 AM
Sep 2020

Even when the underlying subject is tragic, I'm thankful that Mr. Borowitz can make me laugh.

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