poor thing...A "True" Christian

[kpete]

[asjr]

1. Probably still lives with his Mama.

[roguevalley]

23. he's not a christian. he however is a small penis man

using religion.

[xmas74]

27. Too bad this isn't facebook

I would so "like" your comment!

[roguevalley]

43. its yours, darling. :D

[lunatica]

2. Here he is in another rally

[Zambero]

11. And these people accuse Obama of defacing the flag

Comment, Michelle Maulkins of the world?

[xmas74]

28. Growing up I was taught that this was defacing

and defaming the flag. I couldn't even have anything that looked remotely like a flag on my clothing for this reason, except for the flag patch on my Girl Scout uniform.

When did that change and why is it so wonderful to wear to flag in such a disgustingly gaudy fashion?

[bluemarkers]

3. oddly enough, cooking

isn't on the list?

(just for the record, gag)

[newfie11]

4. He will remain unmarried

FOREVER

[Daemonaquila]

8. Sadly, some deluded, self-hating woman will think he's a great catch.

Then he'll reproduce. Knowing how these things go, he's probably into the Quiverfull nonsense.

[Barack_America]

22. I thought the same thing.

Sad.

[pangaia]

38. Ain't going to happen.

[RB TexLa]

5. Try reading the entire Bible. It's only true in it's entirety and in what it's intended to do.

[Daemonaquila]

6. You mean, it's INTENDED as obvious fiction?

And very poorly written, boring fiction at that?

[RB TexLa]

19. No, if I had meant that I would have typed that.

[Arugula Latte]

21. Yes, yes, that makes perfect sense.

Oh, wait, no it doesn't.

Fiction is fiction.

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Am I the only person who thinks that is actually a woman?

[Zambero]

10. Hard to say...

There are indeed women who hold those beliefs. But one things for sure -- conservatives would have a greater life expectancy (and thereby live to cast more votes) if they'd stop frequenting Chick-Fil-A and Cracker Barrel on a daily basis.

[siligut]

15. No, I think the person may be female as well

The smile, the soft skin, the style of glasses, I wouldn't bet on it, but I think it is worth considering.

[siligut]

17. In the second picture, no Adam's apple either

The person in the second picture really looks female, more than the first.

[Warpy]

26. It's really tough to say, the picture is pretty ambiguous.

I looked at it very carefully and it reads as a pudgy male 20 something to me.

[Phentex]

46. I thought so upon first glance...

but I'm not really sure.

[muntrv]

9. Translation: "Holding up this sign makes up for the fact that a

grasshopper has a bigger penis than I do."

[Ikonoklast]

12. Glutttony is a sin there, Pork Chop.

[zbdent]

13. I wonder how much of that fat on this guy is repressed sexual attraction

to "the wrong type" ...

[dawg]

14. This guy is a troglodyte, but ...

we aren't exactly covering ourselves in glory with some of the responses to this thread either.

[Zoeisright]

16. Are we sure that's a man?

I can't really tell.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

18. And yet he probably wonders why he can't get laid (n/m)

[Indpndnt]

20. That's Honey Boo Boo's mom, I'm telling you.

Or her twin. Of course, her mom would smack this person.

[xmas74]

29. That's not June.

June would smack the shit out of that guy, much like the Honey Badger.

I love June. She revels in her trashiness. I hope to someday see the foot that she always keeps covered.

[Indpndnt]

32. I know. I'm just foolin'. But there is a resemblance!

June would slap him and feed him to Glitzy. Or the family. On camera! And she did show her foot once, in the water park episode. The girls were repulsed. I didn't think it was all that awful. Not attractive, but I was expecting much worse the way she went on about it.

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[xmas74]

35. I missed the water park episode!

Have you heard about the baby? It has three thumbs.

June would proceed to smack the crap out of anyone who gets in her way. And I'm sure Glitzy would enjoy a decent meal.

[Indpndnt]

36. I've heard about the baby, but haven't seen any eps. since the water park.

I never intended to watch any of the episodes, but then got roped into watching the first in a marathon and couldn't look away. The last I saw that day was the water park episode. I've resisted since then, though. But Glitzy is my favorite.

Sorry about hotlinking the pic. I intended to include only a link to the pic. I don't know what I did wrong.

[xmas74]

40. Don't worry about the pic.

That happens sometimes.

There are no eppies of the baby yet-I saw the article online in People magazine.

I had no plans to ever watch the show until I read an article on Cracked.com about it.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-honey-boo-boo-redeemed-reality-tv/

(there's a pic of the three thumbed baby there)

I like when they say that, in the end, we're looking at a little girl who just wants to be a princess and a family who will do what they can to make that dream come true. They aren't pushing her over the edge to win at all costs, they aren't taking out second and third mortgages, they aren't abusing her. All they are doing is working with what they have. That's possibly one of the most sincere shows actually on tv right now.

[Indpndnt]

41. I agree with that about Alana. She's not being pushed. She's definitely all in.

If she didn't want to do this, I'm sure we'd hear all about it. Every single word. The child is not shy! She seems to want to be, as you said, a princess and they're helping her. I think they're playing up their more outrageous antics, but, either way, I don't see the harm. I'm not an ongoing viewer, but I don't regret the time I spent watching those few episodes.

[xmas74]

42. Of course they're playing up the more outrageous antics.

It is television, after all.

And it's a show that, though I don't go looking for it, I will watch when it's on. I actually find myself cheering for the family, always hoping that something will go right for them.

[Vinca]

24. Is that an ugly guy or an ugly woman?

[Bigmack]

25. If he had one arm amputated...

... it would cut the number of his sex partners by half.

[theKed]

39. If he uses both hands

does that make him a polygamist?

[Bluenorthwest]

30. That's a woman holding that sign, and that is exactly what the NT teaches all that

and more. What's the sauce folks have with this? That is what the Bible teaches, just like is says 'gays are all super evil' it also says 'women need to sit down and shut up'. It is a very atavistic book. It is not 'Jebus loves puppies'.

[11 Bravo]

37. Yeah, the New Testament is particularly vehement about "ironing".

[Special Prosciuto]

31. The sign @ lower left says

TOADIE!!

[tjwash]

33. Good strong GOP talking points. He votes a straight republican ticket I assume.

Every time Rmoney tells a lie his face gets smaller...

[get the red out]

34. I'm sure that sign cost money

that he should have spent doing something about that MULLET. Does God require a Mullet?

[1-Old-Man]

44. Take a close look - I don't think that is a man holding the sign up, I think its a woman.

[booley]

45. Difference between Muslim and Christian Fundies

When criticizing christian fundies I get that question a lot.

You know the one.. "Why do you defend Muslims then? they treat women way worse"

And this is true in a way. Many Muslim countries have atrocious records when it comes to women's rights.

But putting aside all the other problems with that question (like how being for religious freedom doesn't mean I'm for everything members of a particular religion do) there's another issue here.

It seems to me that the only real difference between Muslim misogyny and Christian misogyny is there are countries where Muslims can get away with it.

This guy can preach all he wants. But he's on the losing side. I want to make sure he continues to lose.