A Letter From Ann Romney to the GOP
Dear Fellow-Republican,
Im not a happy camper.
Over the past few days, some so-called Republicans have taken it upon themselves to lob some pretty harsh words in the direction of my husband.
Now, its one thing when Mitt gets criticized by the forty-seven per cent of Americans who are parasites sucking at capitalisms teat. But when former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan calls his campaign a rolling calamity, its time for Ann Romney to kick some ass.
Which brings me to you. This is not a fundraising appeal. Lord knows this campaign has all the money it needs, especially since Mitt went to Vegas and promised Sheldon Adelson hed bomb Tehran on Day One.
As Mitts wife, Im asking you to pledge something far more valuable:
Your silence.
By signing the pledge form below, you become an official member of Ann Romneys Circle of Silence, an élite tier of the Romney for President Campaign.
As a member of the C.O.S., you will receive priority ticketing to the Inauguration, as well as a collectible Loose Lips Sink Mitt ball gag.
All you have to do is shut the freak up until Election Day.
Thats right, for the next forty-six days, Im asking you to bite your tongue every time Mitt says or does something idiotic.
If you think that sounds difficult, welcome to my world.
And Peggy Noonan, if youre reading this: you want a piece of Ann Romney? Then get in the ring, girlfriend, and Ill mess you up good.
Vote for Mitt,
Ann
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