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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBreaking: Rush Limbaugh Cannot Find Penis - Blames Feminists
Admitting defeat, the portly radio commentator, frustrated by the fact that he has not seen his own penis for some years, blames feminazis, and claims that penis sizes in men have shrunk 10%. His own, however, is not to be found, so he seems to have experienced additional shrinkage.
Experts have been called in to search for Limbaugh's missing member. One can only hope they do not succumb to the toxic hazards of the local environment where it might be.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Yes sir, this man has no dick.
rateyes
(17,438 posts)in the Dominican Republic
muntrv
(14,505 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)You'll never see it without one.
Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)Yes, it's so small that he skews that statistic....
left on green only
(1,484 posts).....must be an indication that it is a matter that is close to his heart......er ah.
Actually, I have contended for years that his entire schtik is a pathetic attempt used by him to compensate for the miniscule size of his member (ie: intellect). Male ego is indeed a powerful motivator.
Upon edit to add: But perhaps this is not the most appropriate topic for discussion in a mixed forum.
AnotherDreamWeaver
(2,854 posts)Fish seem to be going through strange changes due to pollution of their water.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)Sorry excuse for a waste of space.
left on green only
(1,484 posts)Surely Mr. Limpdick, even in his normal state of diminished intellect, is smart enough to see what the outcome of making such a rant as this would do to "expose" himself. My only explanation is that he is an attention junkie, and that he did it for the media exposure that he knew it would bring.
zbdent
(35,392 posts)he'll find it again ...