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Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:03 PM Aug 2020

God is reportedly getting a security detail as we speak.



A completely deranged Trump claims Joe Biden will "hurt God" if elected president

So let me get this straight, a happily married catholic chap will hurt God, while a thrice married, porn shagging, grab then by the pussy, guy, who would literally burst into flames, if he ever went to an actual church is saying this. He is such a fucking nazi.
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God is reportedly getting a security detail as we speak. (Original Post) Soph0571 Aug 2020 OP
Biden the Delaware Terror versus God All Mighty -- Saturday Nite Fights 7:00 p.m. ESPN The Ocho Stallion Aug 2020 #1
Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! soothsayer Aug 2020 #3
OMG volstork Aug 2020 #9
Psssst. Drumpf thinks HE is god. soothsayer Aug 2020 #2
You'd think that religious people would be LuvNewcastle Aug 2020 #4
God heard all about it and is getting one of these for self protection. magicarpet Aug 2020 #5
Full Metal Jacket keithbvadu2 Aug 2020 #19
Oh good!! We wouldn't want god hurt, especially by a life long devout catholic christian Thekaspervote Aug 2020 #6
Has Anybody Told The Bible Squad... ProfessorGAC Aug 2020 #7
Awesome response! whttevrr Aug 2020 #8
He's such a phony when it comes to religion he doesn't even know how to express ideas mr_lebowski Aug 2020 #10
Here's one of my favorite replies in that twitter thread: scarletwoman Aug 2020 #11
That's one is real good! KS Toronado Aug 2020 #23
I so fucking hate that guy. smirkymonkey Aug 2020 #12
This ... times infinity (nt) mr_lebowski Aug 2020 #14
OMG! kentuck Aug 2020 #13
I'm surprised he didn't continue something like this ... mr_lebowski Aug 2020 #15
Joe Biden is just that powerful. warmfeet Aug 2020 #16
The real fun comes from watching them twist themselves like pretzels Mr. Ected Aug 2020 #17
Yup, don't know why people are so afraid of calling it what it is bucolic_frolic Aug 2020 #18
Didn't he say Democrats are going to hurt the Bible too? KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2020 #20
Which one is stronger: A demented pussy-grabbing coward, or a guy who can hurt God? dalton99a Aug 2020 #21
Your comment nailed it Soph0571. nt iluvtennis Aug 2020 #22

LuvNewcastle

(16,820 posts)
4. You'd think that religious people would be
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:16 PM
Aug 2020

offended by this wanton, gluttonous, meth addict to even say the name of god. It's so obvious that he couldn't care less about religion. He worships himself. But a lot of people out there believe what they want to believe.

magicarpet

(13,941 posts)
5. God heard all about it and is getting one of these for self protection.
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:20 PM
Aug 2020

He recently was acquainted with the 2nd Amendment,... figured hell why not jump on board,.. and had his angels procure one of these.....

You know God,... he likes to go for things in a big way,... rath, brimstone, hellfire, and all that,... he ain't no snowflake lib.

ProfessorGAC

(64,425 posts)
7. Has Anybody Told The Bible Squad...
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:23 PM
Aug 2020

...that what PINO says is blasphemous & heretical.
I'm sure they'd want to know he's not one of them. Being as how they are into bible & god-fearing, I'm sure that blasphemy & heresy are critical sins.
They'll dump him for sure!

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
10. He's such a phony when it comes to religion he doesn't even know how to express ideas
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:27 PM
Aug 2020

surrounding the subject properly.

This is another Three Corinthians moment.

scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)
11. Here's one of my favorite replies in that twitter thread:
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:41 PM
Aug 2020

?s=20

Tbh I wouldn't vote against the guy who has the power to hurt god.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
15. I'm surprised he didn't continue something like this ...
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 07:13 PM
Aug 2020

So, I was talking to God an I told him I says 'you know Trump has got the biggest, meanest guys, with the most fearsome weapons in the world ... I mean we could, ya know ... look out for ya'z?'

And he's so thankful you know, he cuts the campaign a check right then, and he's ... he's got tears in his eyes, true story, he was so happy!

Can you believe that?

warmfeet

(3,321 posts)
16. Joe Biden is just that powerful.
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 07:59 PM
Aug 2020

More powerful than God, apparently.

I am a no good Liberal, Progressive, Atheist. I should know from God.

Mr. Ected

(9,670 posts)
17. The real fun comes from watching them twist themselves like pretzels
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:04 PM
Aug 2020

Trying to paint Joe Biden as some sort of boogie man.

Particularly with 4 years of Trump juxtaposed to their feeble accusations.

You'd have to have your head stuffed up your ass through your intestines and out through the trachea to believe such bullshit.

They're definitely playing to their ever-diminishing audience with this. You think they're swaying independents?

No effing way.

bucolic_frolic

(42,676 posts)
18. Yup, don't know why people are so afraid of calling it what it is
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:06 PM
Aug 2020

Nazi.

And let's not forget that movement had its philosophical origins in the mid to late 1800s, the age of Wagner, when Darwinism became popular to explain the classes, and even Robber Barons and Titans of Industry. "We're so great God put us here" is not a new argument. c.f., Sumner about 1900.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,483 posts)
20. Didn't he say Democrats are going to hurt the Bible too?
Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:38 PM
Aug 2020

They best lock up all their Bibles 'cause Joe will send agents with Sharpies to make revisions.....

Same agents President Obama sent to take all their guns.......


KY........

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