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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLimbaugh: Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’
Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists who he called feminazis over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.
The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.
But Limbaugh wasnt buying that explanation.
I think its feminism, he declared. If its tied to the last 50 years the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.
Give em time and theyll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!
In 2009, Limbaugh worried that the Center for Disease Control was considering a proposal to encourage circumcision for all baby boys.
If we need to save our penises from anybody, its Obama, he said at the time.
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rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)mr_hat
(3,410 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,514 posts)renie408
(9,854 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,514 posts)alphafemale
(18,497 posts)Thunder Rex - Mean nasty beast that can't reach it's own dick.
Thunder Rush - Mean nasty beast that can't reach it's own dick.
hmmmm
renie408
(9,854 posts)DemKittyNC
(743 posts)is an expert of Penises - He is.
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)He probably can't see his own tiny little pecker. Desperate moron.
Xipe Totec
(43,892 posts)villager
(26,001 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)I thought it was just because I was getting old.
alsame
(7,784 posts)I'm sorry
Nostradammit
(2,921 posts)(penii?)
renie408
(9,854 posts)Third declension.
City Lights
(25,171 posts)gordianot
(15,259 posts)Envious twerp they must have laughed at him in gym class.
Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)MagickMuffin
(15,981 posts)Last edited Thu Sep 20, 2012, 07:52 PM - Edit history (1)
We will not only shrink your penises but your minds as well.
At least we won't have to work to hard at it, considering the republicon mind is already the size of a peanut.
Oops, silly typos.
lastlib
(23,388 posts)...they just shut that whole thing down. (Told to me by an expert in the field of rape gynecology, Rep. Todd Akin)
(in case it was needed)
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Damn!!! it's great to be so powerful!!!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,003 posts)liberalmuse
(18,672 posts)I'm disappointed in Rush. He should have gone with the "Feminazi vaginas have increased in size by 15% over the last 50 years". Doesn't he watch Larry David?
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)blue neen
(12,335 posts)Uh huh.
Blue Idaho
(5,070 posts)I think I remember hearing that... ;-D
oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)using that term loosely, who takes viagara on foreign sex trips to see how many underage girls he can have sex with.
The only thing that guy deserves is a funeral.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)DiverDave
(4,895 posts)not that the difference matters to the ugly fat child molester.
It shows that MONEY can buy your way out of anything.
EOTE
(13,409 posts)Otherwise, penis length has remained rather stable over the past few decades.
wryter2000
(46,136 posts)n/t
Playinghardball
(11,665 posts)lastlib
(23,388 posts)....he's not man enough to be a full dick.
Initech
(100,149 posts)theKed
(1,235 posts)....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*big breath*
.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, Rush. We are all stupider for your having existed.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Autumn
(45,120 posts)glass and tweezers to get to his. I can't swear to it and I have no proof but some people say.
Oilwellian
(12,647 posts)I had no idea women caused his, ahem, condition.
Spazito
(50,629 posts)I will take his word on his shrinking member. I tend to think his size problem relates more to lack of blood flow to both his big head and his little one.
War Horse
(931 posts)You know, of the autobiographic kind...
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)First, I learned that my vagina can magically shut down rapist sperm and now I find out that it has the power to shrink men's penises. Who knew? I feel so empowered. No wonder that they fear the vagina so much. I am getting such an education on my lady parts from Republican men.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Okay, I know, it wasn't that big to begin with.
Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)Oh, and Oxycontin
But seriously, we shrunk his pee-pee now? Is THAT what this War on Women is all about?
Hells bells
Alduin
(501 posts)What an idiot.
sdfernando
(4,959 posts)he will be just a bit below "average" size!
Kingofalldems
(38,514 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Just because you have a small prick and are a big prick doesn't mean everyone else has one or IS one. Try laying off the Oxycontin for a few days.
nobodyspecial
(2,286 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)and said 'I wish i could see my member'
Blue Owl
(50,588 posts)"Hey look -- there's Smilin' Rush!"
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)lastlib
(23,388 posts)Maybe it's the OxyContin Effect.
DiverDave
(4,895 posts)he says it's my wife's (and everybody else's that I aint built like John Holmes?
This guy is a loon, time to take a nice long rest, and talk to some folks about this issue.
I really have no problem with my-um- equipment and think ol
limbaugh has gone round the bend, at long last
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Perhaps your shrinking penis is due to your incredibly bad health and addictions.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Anyone? ... Anyone?
Playinghardball
(11,665 posts)Amonester
(11,541 posts)He should consult specialists to cure his mental illness as soon as possible (as in, early tomorrow).
PA Democrat
(13,225 posts)together at 12:00 midnight tonight on Rush Limbaugh. That'll teach him .
livetohike
(22,172 posts)kevinbgoode1
(153 posts). . .and start doing sets of curls every day.
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)When the history books are written 100+ years from now and the issue of why it took so long to solve problems of late 20th and early 21st century America are discussed, this guy and the garbage he peddled will certainly be determined to be part of the reason.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)then he's actually correct, except it is the OPPOSITE, a woman with high testosterone levels during pregnancy will have a son with a larger member.
reflection
(6,286 posts)IDemo
(16,926 posts)or even vanishing completely.
Carolina
(6,960 posts)since he sees evidence of such shrinkage every time he takes a whizz
mykpart
(3,879 posts)the man is having TIAs. Get him to a hospital, quick.
salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)I knew I shouldn't have listened to "Free To Be... You And Me" so many times!
nolabear
(42,005 posts)Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)Huge Nazi, tiny penis (though no human female worth anything ever saw it)
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)craigmatic
(4,510 posts)happening to rush's penis put the blame where it deserves to be- on the drugs.
Marr
(20,317 posts)Polluters, smoking, and obesity.
47of74
(18,470 posts)Raine
(30,546 posts)that seems to be the big word in your party nowadays. Poor Rush you're so victimized. Bwahahahahahaha!
Yavin4
(35,455 posts)How would feminism affect a Gay man's penis size?
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)This is maybe one of the stupidest things Limbaugh has ever said.
Digit
(6,163 posts)Why is he still on the air anyway?
Snarkoleptic
(6,002 posts)Grabs the mic and conservatively estimates all men have 10% less wang without mentioning gut increase.
Problem solved.
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)No, they're really numb. He's definitely masturbated his mouth SO MUCH, he's forgotten how to take care of "Mr. Rush", thus scrotucus gone-acus.
You mean they can shrink even more?
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)but he's such a big dick it all evens out in the end!