Thinking ahead to Orange Gargantua's eventual demise.

[Different Drummer]

[lagomorph777]

1. I'll go.

Just for a chance to piss on the coffin.

[In_The_Wind]

2. Not me.

No tears for Trump.

[peacefreak2.0]

3. Scott Biao will give the eulogy.

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent will handle the music.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. The truly sad thing is that he may well get a state funeral.

I remember watching parts of Nixon's funeral and being angry. That man should have died in prison. So should Trump.

[lettucebe]

5. My husband's late father-in-law was like tRump -- at his funeral ...

everyone spoke of how much $ he spent on them. Literally it was all anyone had to say, and the money he spent was stolen from construction jobs. He'd finance a job then use the money however he wanted, leaving unfinished construction projects in his wake. He once cheated an old woman on a real estate project and when confronted said, "It wasn't even her money. She inherited it." Always wondered what people would say at his funeral and I got to find out.

[jls4561]

6. Ghosts.

The ghosts of 150,000 or more Americans who died needlessly.

The ghosts of the soldiers who were killed by Putin's bounties.

Live attendees should include:

The women he raped.

The kids he put in cages.

The contractors he cheated.

His final request should be respected. As he wished, he will be buried with a can of Goya beans. But no can opener.