A musical tribute to Herman Cain... Sung to the tune of Any Winehouse's "Rehab"
Facemask
They tried to make me wear a facemask
But I said, "Nein, nein, nein"
If I get sick
I'll be better quick, it's fine, fine, fine
I've got naught to fear
I don't see any sick Trump fans here
If you try to make me wear a facemask
I will whine, whine, whine
I'll take my chances with the plague
"Owning Libs" is all the rage
Like how Donald, how Donald stole those brown kids
And shoved them in a cage
I know less about disease
Than I do about lousy pizza cheese
They tried to make me wear a facemask
But I said, "Nein, nein, nein"
If I get sick
I'll be better quick, it's fine, fine, fine
I've got naught to fear
I don't see any sick Trump fans here
If you try to make me wear a facemask
I will whine, whine, whine
The doctors say it's bad in my lungs
I was just having fun
Hearing Donald rant and rave
About abortion, crime, and guns
But all I managed to achieve
Was to make it very hard to breathe
They tried to make me wear a facemask
But I said, "Nein, nein, nein"
If I get sick
I'll be better quick, it's fine, fine, fine
We all worship the Dear Leader
Who is in every way a cheater
But to us that's not a flaw
It is his best feature
Our path to make America great
Is through fraud, negligence, and hate
They tried to make me wear a facemask
But I said, "Nein, nein, nein"
If I get sick
I'll be better quick, it's fine, fine, fine
I've got naught to fear
I don't see any sick Trump fans here
If you try to make me wear a facemask
I will whine, whine, whine
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