Poll: How will the right explain Cain's death?

[Takket]

19 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	His mask made him sick (The Gohmert excuse)
	0 (0%)
	He was murdered by the deep state to make drumpf look bad
	5 (26%)
	He never had Covid. Was going to die anyway. Doctors just lied and said he had it
	11 (58%)
	The right will give a solemn and reasoned response that they were incorrect about a Covid and it is very serious and we should heed the advice of medical experts and wear masks and shut down where necessary
	0 (0%)
	BENGHAZI!!!!!
	3 (16%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[SheltieLover]

1. Hillary's emails.

[DBoon]

2. I'd vote for "Hillary murdered him"

because of course Covid is a hoax to them

[JI7]

3. man woman person camera

[SharonClark]

5. oh, oh. You forgot TV.

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. "shit down where necessary"

I'd vote for "Obama killed him because he's jealous of Cain's success and popularity"

They're that stupid

[Cirque du So-What]

6. Alien DNA?

[uponit7771]

7. Don't Forget: " ... he's black, they die easier" or something like it

[Stallion]

8. Ubekeee-Ubekee Ubekee, Ubekee-istan Did It!!!

[erpowers]

9. Choices Not Bad Enough

I imagine these choices are not bad enough. I assume some Trump supporters are going to say some really bad things.

For now, I will go with the Deep State had something to do with this. However, I can see Trump supportres saying much worse things.

[Sneederbunk]

10. Killed by a hoax.

[PCIntern]

11. It was God's will,

He brought him upstairs to revel in the glory of heaven forever and ever

[lunasun]

12. They will say That's a shame but he was black + I'm not, so no worries for me + he is in heaven, so

that worked out for him too.

[Happy Hoosier]

13. The real answer is....

they will try to ignore is much as possible, and when someone brings it up, they will get indignant about people trying "politicize" his tragic death.

[bigtree]

14. I feel like if they hadn't reported it he'd still be alive

[Stallion]

21. There's Substantial Evidence He Died 2 Says Ago

.....but they withheld disclosure

[ooky]

15. "He was a soldier for the economy".

[Shermann]

16. Deep state scientific panels rejected effective therapeutics based on research into alien DNA nt

[Victor_c3]

19. I was going to suggest demon sperm had something to do with it

Looks like we’re talking about the same doctor here

[Alacritous Crier]

17. They're already saying...

it's a conspiracy. smh...

[BluesRunTheGame]

18. Herman who?

[lanlady]

20. The excuse on Cain's twitter feed

Is that he died of stage 4 colon cancer. With a touch of covid.

[Takket]

22. No one wants to vote for option #4?

[DavidDvorkin]

23. He's not dead. He's just resting.