Interpret this as you may- Flotus and Potus walking in the rain

[Mira]

As a citizen of this country this precisely shows how well he protects us as well.

[ploppy]

1. Such an asshole!

Hope she didn't melt.

[lagomorph777]

2. What a world! What a world!

[SleeplessinSoCal]

35. S & M ???

It would seem.

[maddiemom]

40. Remember him barging ahead of her into the White House after his inauguration, leaving the Obamas

to graciously see her in? Of course, he thinks nothing of barging ahead of Queen Elizabeth, who is an elderly lady besides being Queen. At least Melania is a lot younger and spryer; also surely very used to Trump's oafish manners.

[Blue Owl]

3. Trump only cares about 3 people

Me, myself, and I...

[dalton99a]

4. Only if there is an important personal benefit:

Trump and Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi in 2016

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Do they make custom XXXXL umbrellas for him? That could be a carport for a Smart Car.

[forgotmylogin]

29. Golf umbrella. They are yuge.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

36. beach umbrella so sun doesnt interfere with his "natural" orangenous.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. But his hair looks fabulous! 😍😍😍

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[CaptYossarian]

53. He knows

if his Miss Clairol runs, everyone will actually see the yellow streak down his back.

[flor-de-jasmim]

6. After all this time she doesn't take her own umbrella?

[magicarpet]

10. If I were her I would go get an umbrella and then beat the ever living shit out of his head.

[BlueJac]

8. Dumb fuck

[magicarpet]

9. All he has to do is put the umbrella in the other hand,...

.... and they would both be protected from the rain.

[gratuitous]

11. Yeah. And your point is . . . ?

Trump never fails to do the least amount possible for the comfort and consideration of others. Yeah, he could hold the umbrella in his other tiny little hand, but then he couldn't be poking the Third Lady in the ear with the umbrella rib every other step. A selfish waste of a person.

[magicarpet]

12. Point is ,..... He is an idiot for having not done so....

[gratuitous]

13. That was my conclusion as well.

[HuskyOffset]

42. Too much effort, and no $$$ gain for him (NT)

[OregonBlue]

51. Or better still, just put his arm around her and hold her close.

[Traildogbob]

14. Water resistance

He is all make up, paints, and filler puty, she is all plastic, head to toe. Water runs off her like a duck’s back. Water on his face is like a cheap ink pen writings on dollar store toilet paper. Never mind the starched rat on his head. Gotta protect that like a thousand dollar smart phone in a Texas hurricane down pour.

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Also, Melania's plastic.

[klook]

44. Nice! One of the best descriptions of Dolt 45 I've seen.

And an apt summation of his Stepford Wife #3.

[yellowdogintexas]

15. what I want to know is where are the Secret Service folks with their

elephant sized umbrellas?

I know I have seen photos of the POTUS and FLOTUS of past years being escorted by Secret Service when out in the rain

He is such a vain and inconsiderate child. Obviously no one ever educated him in the finer arts

[GoCubsGo]

16. Off trying to recover from COVID-19.

It has taken out dozens of them. The rest are likely social-distancing.

[IronLionZion]

17. Same way GOP keeps Americans safe from abusive federal agents

and from a global pandemic

[demmiblue]

18. Palate cleanser:

Barack Obama holding an umbrella for Valerie Jarrett and Anita Decker

[niyad]

20. I remember the rwnjs losing their tiny little minds about POtUS and umbrellas. In the

Bottom one, he is neither holding the said implement, nor is he covered by it.

[Sloumeau]

19. Trump: "It's all about meeeeeee...It's gotta be meeeeeeee!" :) nt

[niyad]

21. Perhaps the nude model likes walking in the rain?

[George II]

24. Yes, maybe she wants to relive her days as a contestant in a wet t-shirt contest?

[GETPLANING]

22. He is protecting his hairdo.

His image means more to him than enything.

[George II]

23. There's this:

And this:

[Kid Berwyn]

25. I wish her well.

Him, I wish he would get to work, for once in his miserable life.

[Midnight Writer]

26. This is the only way Trump knows to make a woman wet.

[Blue Owl]

47. Bwah!

Ain’t that the truth...

[Volaris]

27. Say what you will about her, her hair isnt spray-on; it wont melt if it gets rain on it.

[ffr]

28. FFS!

[BigmanPigman]

30. She should know to bring her own umbrella by now.

He "really doesn't care" about anything except himself.

[appleannie1]

31. And why does she allow him to treat her like that? She is just as bad as he is.

[NewEnglandAutumn]

32. Be fair people

If rain gets on him, his cheap fake tan and makeup will start to run off his face with the water and those 5 or 6 very long strands of hair that he wraps around his head to pretend he has hair will flop over and drag on the ground while he is walking.

The makeup will sting his eyes and they will begin to water causing a dangerous impairment of his vision.

He won't see that the hair strands are getting tangled up in his Hush Puppies and before the secret service can leap into action “Melania K.” sees her chance. She artfully stumbles backwards and manages to step on Donnie's limp orange strand of hair as she swoons into the waiting arms of the agent she calls 'Ronnie J'.

Within seconds tears of rage flow down Donnie plump cheeks.

On the other side of the globe in an underground bunker housing 20 cubicles the man in Number 17 pumps his fist in victory. "Да! Я выигрываю!!"

[nuxvomica]

37. It barely covers his dupa!

This is one of those instinctive things with me. I don't like to walk with someone in the rain if the umbrella only covers me. It just seems wrong, like not holding the door for someone who is walking behind me. BTW, "dupa" is Polish for "ass". I just assume everyone knows that but I shouldn't.

[captain queeg]

38. Didn't know what dupa was but I'd heard it used before

If you didn’t know before, now you know!

[live love laugh]

39. Not the first time ... by now this stuff's an intentional distraction

like his on-purpose misspellings and word salad.

He and she are complicit and really don’t care about this kind of criticism.

[Brainfodder]

41. Has/Is much bigger ASS than his wife is my takeaway?

[Beringia]

43. He doesn't want his hair to melt

[Rhiannon12866]

45. It's hardly the first time:

[Oppaloopa]

55. You haven't seen that kid in a long time. I am concerned. Someone needs to do a welfare check on

him

[Pacifist Patriot]

46. I hate to say it, but this could be me and my husband...

Without the plastic kidneys and orange spray tan of course.

I loathe umbrellas and hubby insists on using one. I don't care about getting wet, I hate having to carry one, or having to share one. My husband always offers, and I politely decline.

Now I do think President* Dumpster Fire would behave like this regardless of the twatwaffle's feelings about umbrellas are, just want to throw this out there. I can only imagine what people have thought of my husband seeing us out in the rain over the years.

[Cha]

48. Traitor trump's hair! & ASSFACE.. must Protect that SHIT.

[jeffreyi]

49. Classic.

[Cha]

50. What a fucking Enabler Worst Birther is.

[lark]

52. He has zero care for anyone but himself and this illustrated that perfectly.

Worst person in the world.

[jb5150]

54. Relax everyone, it's not that big a deal ...

Melania has so much plastic in her, the rain just rolls off.