A special message for Republican voters from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

[Binkie The Clown]

[WyattKansas]

1. I actually wondered during the clip...

How many bible thumping republicans will be tricked into following what she said?

I mean really, they have obviously proven that they can be tricked into voting for the Anti-Christ, who everyone already knew was a fraud, liar, thief, rapist, etc etc. sinner, so why can't they be tricked by this video?

[not_the_one]

2. Finally, someone I can pray with, who actually GETS it...

However, after the prayer, I do hope Sister Betty will punish me, because I WAS bad last week. Very bad. Very, Very bad.

And there are a few fundigelical MEN I would like to pray with... Falwell Jr (as long as he brings along his pool boy) makes me moist. Its the beard. NO, NOT HIS WIFE, his actual beard. So manly and mature. I bet it scratches... OOOHHH!!!



I DO love Mrs. Betty Bowers. She sees the so-called christians as what they really are. And HUMOROUS ridicule is the sincerest form of insult.

edit, I mistakenly made MRS. Betty Bowers a feminist (Ms), leaving out the R in MRS... my bad... "Cause you KNOW she "lets" her MAN wear the pants in THAT family...

[Collimator]

3. This strategy is internally consistent. . .

. . .with Republican strategies to solve gun violence. Send Donald Trump your thoughts and prayers!

If it's good enough to heal the hearts of the parents of slaughtered children, it's good enough to heal our nation by keeping Donald, J(esus) Trump in the White House.

Remember, taking actual, practical action-- like banning assault weapons, wearing masks and providing food for the poor-- shows a lack of faith. With God you can do anything! That means you don't have to do anything at all.

[underpants]

4. Didn't slap a lesbian at a Starbucks

[bobbieinok]

5. And I had forgotten Pence's wife's name is KAREN

[BlueWavePsych]

6. Hilarious