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Do I get extra points for getting out of bed and remember to tie my shoelaces? (Original Post)
imanamerican63
Jul 2020
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Maeve
(42,305 posts)1. Did you put the shoes on your feet first?
Details...details
Arkansas Granny
(31,538 posts)2. Do they deduct points if your shoes have Velcro closures?
TexasTowelie
(112,619 posts)3. I stil have points in the bank
for tying my necktie while driving down MoPac in Austin at 70 mph when going into work at 6:45 in the morning. Half of the time I was driving with my knee on the steering wheel.
3Hotdogs
(12,456 posts)7. I was getting off the N.J. Turnpike in Newark.... heavy morning traffic.
Lanes to pay the toll were backed up.... about 2 m.p.h.
Fukin' guy in the lane next to me, was holding a cereal bowl in his right hand. Spoon sticking out of it.
brooklynite
(94,911 posts)4. Trick Question!
Uf you're stuck indoors, why would you put on shoes?
Maeve
(42,305 posts)5. Legos on the floor?
Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)6. Were the Doctors amazed?
VOX
(22,976 posts)8. If you remember to ask this identical question five minutes from now...
You pass the DU Cognitive Assessment Test Informally (DUCATI) *trademark issue alert*
Congratulations in advance!
Cheers
TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)9. Why were you wearing your shoes in bed?
MineralMan
(146,345 posts)10. But, did you zip your pants?
Or, maybe you put on your shoes before putting on your pants?