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WASHINGTON, D.C.(The Borowitz Report)Trying out a new line of attack against the former Vice-President, Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as his.
Biden was Vice-President for eight years and had all the time in the world to have a pandemic, Trump said. Where was his pandemic?
By contrast, Trump asserted, In just a few months, Ive built the biggest pandemic this country has seen in a hundred years.
People are going to be talking about my pandemic for generations to come, Trump said. What did Biden ever have? Swine flu? What a joke.
Trump said that Bidens failure to have any pandemic worth writing home about makes him a terrible choice to be President.
Ive worked hard and built an amazing pandemic, but if Biden gets in, all that goes away, he warned.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-biden-could-never-have-a-pandemic-as-big-as-his
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Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)(snark)
ProfessorGAC
(65,337 posts)As opposed to 135,000 in under 5 months.
And H1N1 hit 3 MONTHS into Obama's first term. Not 3+ years!
Leadership, vs. lack thereof.
Rhiannon12866
(206,601 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,337 posts)They just say the numbers aren't real.
They just lie to themselves.
LakeArenal
(28,863 posts)Hell of a job, Brownie.
Turbineguy
(37,392 posts)Hitler had a bigger World War than Kaiser Wilhelm.
So there!