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Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:37 PM

Don't lie (tweet)


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Bootstraps? Shade? Nada zip?
Donít lie!

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Reply Don't lie (tweet) (Original post)
lunasun Jul 12 OP
SoonerPride Jul 12 #1
skylucy Jul 12 #2
Maeve Jul 12 #15
malaise Jul 12 #3
WVreaper Jul 12 #4
Raven Jul 12 #5
dchill Jul 12 #6
Maru Kitteh Jul 12 #11
Kali Jul 12 #12
we can do it Jul 12 #7
Laelth Jul 12 #8
empedocles Jul 12 #9
Chichiri Jul 12 #10
Chichiri Jul 12 #13
Kali Jul 12 #14
Croney Jul 12 #16
Maru Kitteh Jul 12 #17
SoonerPride Jul 12 #18
Ferrets are Cool Jul 12 #24
Maru Kitteh Jul 12 #45
chia Jul 12 #39
Nevilledog Jul 12 #19
MLAA Jul 12 #28
Nevilledog Jul 12 #31
if..fish..had..wings Jul 12 #20
SoonerPride Jul 12 #22
FoxNewsSucks Jul 12 #37
Ferrets are Cool Jul 12 #23
JI7 Jul 12 #46
Ferrets are Cool Jul 12 #21
IggleDuer Jul 12 #25
Dem2 Jul 12 #26
djtexas Jul 12 #27
yonder Jul 12 #29
MurrayDelph Jul 12 #30
lark Jul 12 #32
RANDYWILDMAN Jul 12 #33
GeorgiaPeanut Jul 12 #34
Throckmorton Jul 12 #35
GeorgiaPeanut Jul 12 #36
lunasun Jul 12 #41
FoxNewsSucks Jul 12 #38
cayugafalls Jul 12 #40
lunasun Jul 12 #42
Martin Eden Jul 12 #43
lame54 Jul 12 #44
demtenjeep Jul 12 #47
Takket Jul 12 #48
NurseJackie Jul 12 #49

Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:38 PM

1. An anvil

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:38 PM

2. An anchor.

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Response to skylucy (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:53 PM

15. this!

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:39 PM

3. Lead shoes n/t

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:39 PM

4. Shark bait

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:41 PM

5. A thumbs up.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:42 PM

6. Skittles.

(I can't stand them.)

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Response to dchill (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:51 PM

11. Not Skittles! She's AWESOME.

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Response to dchill (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:51 PM

12. I don't think so

she will kick your ass before you could even think of tossing her near that orange ass.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:47 PM

7. Thoughts and prayers.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:47 PM

8. A Quarter Pounder with Cheese. n/t

Thatís probably what he wants.



-Laelth

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:48 PM

9. Piece of rope - the too short kind

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:52 PM

13. A lifesaver attached to a rope....

....from a cargo ship bound for Iran. I believe they have an arrest warrant for him, yes?

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:53 PM

14. some pocket change

all he cares about is money, right?

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:54 PM

16. Kisses. Goodbye kisses.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 04:56 PM

17. A roll of paper towels.

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Response to Maru Kitteh (Reply #17)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:00 PM

18. Hahahahaha

Good one.

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Response to Maru Kitteh (Reply #17)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:08 PM

24. I like your thought process

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Response to Ferrets are Cool (Reply #24)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 09:28 PM

45. Well, he looks like he's having a water issue.

So - paper towels.

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Response to Maru Kitteh (Reply #17)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 06:06 PM

39. First thing I thought of too



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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:01 PM

19. A goodbye party.

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Response to Nevilledog (Reply #19)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:25 PM

28. I was about to type that and then saw your entry. And of course, I have a sinking feeling the

asshole of honor wonít be able to attend 😬

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Response to MLAA (Reply #28)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:30 PM

31. Oh, he wasn't invited.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:04 PM

20. The problem is ...

we'd probably all save his ass. We're good people.

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Response to if..fish..had..wings (Reply #20)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:07 PM

22. I'm not.

I would watch him blubber and drown and not shed one tear.

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Response to SoonerPride (Reply #22)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:56 PM

37. You're still a good person.

He's just that rotten.

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Response to if..fish..had..wings (Reply #20)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:07 PM

23. Oh, I'm good. I will save a spider from being killed....

I will stop on the hwy and help turtles across the street....but I would DEFINATELY THROW THAT POS AN ANCHOR.

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Response to if..fish..had..wings (Reply #20)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 09:30 PM

46. I don't think I would because I would see saving him as

putting other lives at risk.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:06 PM

21. 200 for anchor Alex.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:13 PM

25. A condom.

Looks like itís getting Stormy out there.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:19 PM

26. "I can't reach you, my hands are too small"

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:24 PM

27. A Goodbye Parade

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:28 PM

29. Why it would have to be Barr and Pompeo.

And it wouldn't be as much throwing him as throwing in. Davy Jones Locker has enough room for the three of them. Maybe.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:30 PM

30. A wake.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:36 PM

32. The biggest rock I can find and it's going right at his ugly assmouth.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:42 PM

33. A boat full of immigrant parents

Who's kids he separated from them.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:44 PM

34. I'll throw him a life preserver

 

We Democrats are better than letting him drown.

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Response to GeorgiaPeanut (Reply #34)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:48 PM

35. Me too

them charge him 500 million for the rescue.

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Response to Throckmorton (Reply #35)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:51 PM

36. He doesn't have even $5 - he has a negative net worth

 

I was pointing to an ethical dilemma. However, we should always do the right thing - we are the good guys.

Let people in charge of punishment deal with him when he is defeated. He will get his just desserts ... they shouldn't come from vigilantes.

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Response to Throckmorton (Reply #35)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 06:25 PM

41. That's nice of you , but Trump won't ever pay out. He has a history.

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 05:57 PM

38. A net

with about 50 cinderblocks around the edge

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 06:19 PM

40. A blanket...covered in oatmeal.

And then I watch.

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Response to cayugafalls (Reply #40)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 06:29 PM

42. ++Make it one of those Mylar blankets like he gives toddlers in cages

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 06:29 PM

43. I would throw him some chum

(assuming shark infested waters)

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 06:40 PM

44. Thoughts and prayers

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 09:32 PM

47. CEMENT CINDERBLOCKS

WEIGHTED DOWN

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 09:46 PM

48. a bucket full of fish blood (sharks love that stuff)

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Response to lunasun (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2020, 09:56 PM

49. ... a goodbye party.

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