Things You Must Believe To Be A Covid Denier: 5th Month Edition

[lindysalsagal]

1. You must believe that the entire world is pretending to be sick in order to somehow take advantage of you or deny you your regular life, for reasons you can't even list. That includes all of the people filling all of the Florida ICU beds and many more in other red states. So, your own beloved tribe is actually wasting months in hospitals and all the money that it takes JUST TO FOOL YOU. That also includes hospital workers, and insurance companies who are spending all day in masks and coverings, and lots of money in health care fees JUST TO FOOL YOU.

2. You must believe that millions of people internationally have all organized a conspiracy to fool you into thinking Covid is real, without you ever seeing evidence of how they coordinated it all. In other words, you're a total freaking deaf and blind moron, because they all kept the inner workings of their conspiracy hidden from you and all of your like-minded friends and family.

3. You must believe that the democratic congress somehow made it all up, because if the government (as I heard at an outdoor event tonight) is behind it all, and even the Senate and frump can't stop them, or even explain how they made it all up and continue to fool the world. In other words, your beloved GOP and frump are totally behind the conspiracy to deny you your regular life and SOMEHOW you have to make excuses for that, because you think the GOP and frump are always right, because Fox news told you so.

4. You must believe that hundreds of thousands of grandmothers, grandfathers, and others who have never met you are all volunteering TO DIE JUST TO FOOL YOU.

5. You must believe that your own friends and family are also in on it when they tell you they know someone who died of covid.

6. You must believe that you are the one person the entire world is looking at to fool, and you can't even say why. In other words, YOU'RE EVEN MORE NARCISSISTIC THAT FRUMP!

[Nevilledog]

1. Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

[sheshe2]

2. +1000

They are that dumb.

[love_katz]

3. Plus a gazillion!

[unblock]

4. And it's the one thing every country on the planet agrees on

Damn we Democrats are really good at pulling off hoaxes. We got every country on the planet to go into a recession and pretend to get sick and die, all so we could make Magats wear masks.

Then we can all point at the mask-wearing magats and go "suckas! We made you wear masks for no reason!"

Sadly they're just too wise for us, these magats, and they refuse to wear masks.

Sigh. I guess we'll just have to mock them for voting for Donnie instead.

[targetpractice]

5. This is a keeper, lindysalsagal!

Excellent post.

[lindysalsagal]

8. Thanks.

I finally heard one of these neaderthals say it in person, and I couldn't believe that at this point, no truths reach these fools.

We always say, "What's it going to take for them to wake up?"

We always say, "Why isn't main stream media covering such and such?"

Turns out, it wouldn't matter if hundreds of thousands of people died and were maxing our ICU's in several states, and it was covered 24/7 on all news formats:

THEY WILL NOT LISTEN

[Cha]

6. KR!

[Moostache]

7. K&R (n/t)