Drumpt's malfeasance, leading to the death of tens of thousands, holds no candle to the great

[kairos12]

scandal of President Obama's administration.

The Tan Suit.

[Solly Mack]

1. Well, yeah. It was a tan suit. The entire world saw it.

People made rude comments. Offered up dumb opinions. Got all icky weird and pointlessly stupid.

It was a, a, a. Hmmm. A?????

What's the word for stupid people thinking stupid thoughts?

Oh, yeah. Republicans.

[gratuitous]

7. Are you kidding?

What about all the casualties at the Bowling Green Massacre? Historians haven't settled on a final number and maybe they never will, but most agree that millions died unnecessarily because of that tan suit. Oh, the Hugh Manatee! Remember how beloved Hugh was? Killed dead when some terrorist showed him a photo.

And people have the nerve to blame Trump for an extra 50,000, 60,000 {checks whirring death-o-meter} okay, 70,000 dead? How is that even fair???

[Solly Mack]

8. You're right. I have completely lost perspective.

I'll go to the Jade Helm Memorial for the Still Undetermined Dead, Never Dead, and Still Very Much Alive to lay a wreath of kudzu.

[Bettie]

2. What of the Great Mustard Scandal?

Or SELFIE STICK-Gate! Or that time he wore shorts on vacation!

[alittlelark]

3. I still SHIVER thinking about that tan suit.

CUZ he was 'rockin' it HOT !!!

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. I will never forget the UNFORGIVABLE moment when Michelle Obama had the NERVE

to suggest kids should drink more water.

Who does she think she is?

And remember way back when Hillary said she would NOT bake cookies?

No wonder so many made sure she could never be president.

[Stallion]

5. What About the Missing Obama Flag Lapel-or the Coffee Cup Salute? TREASON

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. Yeah , I did forget about those.

So clearly this is NOT about treason being bad, it is about their guy is gonna be a traitor and they are gonna support it because he will give them the legal ability to kill Women and doctors for controlling their own bodies.

When he admitted in an interview before the election that there must be a punishment for Women who have abortions, that is all they needed to hear.

Including Barr, Barr is a simple minded religious idiot who fantasizes about putting Women in the electric chair.

[kairos12]

9. Didn't she get slammed

for wearing a sleeveless dress?

Shocking!

[herding cats]

10. She also bared her toned arms!!!1

The indignities of such!

Oh, yeah, we've all seen Melania's boobs, but that was pre-augmentation! It so doesn't count!