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Fri Jun 19, 2020, 10:58 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Trump campaign releases list of pre-approved debate moderators.

Yesterday, the Donald Trump presidential campaign announced that Trump would be willing to appear for four separate debates between him and presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden. If Trump follows through, this would represent an increase of the typical three head-to-head Presidential debates that have taken place in recent election years past.

However, this offer by the Trump campaign was made subject to several conditions. The most notable was that the moderators of these debates had to be agreed upon from a pre-approved lists. The Trump campaign did not immediately make public their list of these proposed moderators. However, in a DU exclusive, we have obtained a copy of the list and for the first time ever, will be sharing these names in the interests of consideration.

So, without further adieu, the proposed moderators from the Trump campaign include (in no particular order):

Sean Hannity
Tucker Carlson
Laura Ingrham
Mark Levin
Dan Bongino
"Judge" Jeaninne Pirro*
Rudy Giuliani
Chanel Rion
Chanel Rion's twin sister
Chanel Rion and her twin sister, together
James Woods
Natalia Veselnitskaya
A peacefully sleeping Ben Carson ("Shh! Don't wake him!" )
Cesar Sayoc a.k.a. "The MAGAbomber"
Roger Stone**
The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh
Ivanka Trump!
Donald Trump Jr.
...Eric Trump***
Those other Trump children...you know, What's-Her-Face and/or Who's-His-Name
Jared Kushner, fresh off of having read a "Debate Moderation for Dummies" handbook
Melanie Trump
Carpe Donktum
That "Blacks for Trump" Cult Leader dude
Mr. Magorium and his Wondrous Emporium
The musical duo of Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman
Tom Fitton, wearing a most dazzling golf shirt!
The human incarnation of a Ben Garrison cartoon
A bald eagle wearing an American Flag bandana
Any member of the Duggar family, even that one really creepy one
Glenn Beck's blackboard from 2010 (minus Glenn Beck)
An entire webpage comprised entirely of Taboola clickbait advertisements
Canadian rap sensation Chuggo
A bottle of hydroxychlorquine
An entire rack of MAGA hats with a sign reading, "CLEARANCE!!! MUST GO!!! 85% off!!!"

..And finally...

John Barron****!

*Please refer to the approved beverage list in the attached rider
**Pardon pending
***Reserved sighing
****Please allow for additional two hours of debate time to account for necessary pauses between all questions and answers.

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Reply EXCLUSIVE: Trump campaign releases list of pre-approved debate moderators. (Original post)
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 19 OP
Iliyah Jun 19 #1
dameatball Jun 19 #2
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 19 #3
central scrutinizer Jun 19 #4
keithbvadu2 Jun 19 #5
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 19 #8
machoneman Jun 19 #6
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 19 #7
VOX Jun 23 #13
chriscan64 Jun 19 #9
AwakeAtLast Jun 19 #10
Tommy_Carcetti Jun 22 #11
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AwakeAtLast Jun 23 #12
ProfessorGAC Jun 23 #15
lpbk2713 Jun 23 #14
jcgoldie Jun 23 #16

Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 11:10 AM

1. OANN, the republican senate and house . . .

treason barr . .

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 11:12 AM

2. "The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh" might be worth considering, but I have to go with the bald eagle,

American flag bandanna, as long as it is sporting the ever cool goatee, wrap-around sunglasses and sporting an assault weapon to maintain...uh...order(?).

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Response to dameatball (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 11:28 AM

3. There are, of course, certain risks to that.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 11:38 AM

4. Chuck Todd

He would be worse than any on the list because many would feel he is impartial and fair

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 11:47 AM

5. 'The ghost of' _____________

So many choices...

Adolph?

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 08:30 PM

8. Roy Cohn? Nt

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 12:24 PM

6. A.H., number 88, for sure!

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Response to machoneman (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 01:06 PM

7. Eh? nt

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 07:28 PM

13. He means the late Teutonic dude with the little 'stache.

Who started a war and killed millions. No doubt one of 45’s heroes.

The 88 is white supremacist “code”: H is the eighth letter of the alphabet; 88 is... “Heil H.” The Aryan Brotherhood pinheads all sport “88” tats, among other life-affirming ink.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 08:34 PM

9. I'm more worried about him wanting to pre-approve the voters.

P.S. Alex Jones doesn't make the list?

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 11:35 PM

10. You forgot Diamond and Silk

But so should we all.

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Response to AwakeAtLast (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 22, 2020, 09:06 AM

11. They were sadly unavailable.

But do you know who was available?

Silk and Diamond, the Diamond and Silk tribute act.

Now available for booking.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #11)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 02:43 AM

12. .








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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #11)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 07:35 PM

15. I Think They'll Be Available For A While

Meaning forever. One stale as month old bread performance art bit is enough.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 07:33 PM

14. Kelsey Grammer or Dennis Miller



They could probably both use the work.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 07:36 PM

16. Wait what about Chachi and Kid Rock?!?

C'mon don't hate on those guys!

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