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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsEXCLUSIVE: Trump campaign releases list of pre-approved debate moderators.
Yesterday, the Donald Trump presidential campaign announced that Trump would be willing to appear for four separate debates between him and presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden. If Trump follows through, this would represent an increase of the typical three head-to-head Presidential debates that have taken place in recent election years past.
However, this offer by the Trump campaign was made subject to several conditions. The most notable was that the moderators of these debates had to be agreed upon from a pre-approved lists. The Trump campaign did not immediately make public their list of these proposed moderators. However, in a DU exclusive, we have obtained a copy of the list and for the first time ever, will be sharing these names in the interests of consideration.
So, without further adieu, the proposed moderators from the Trump campaign include (in no particular order):
Sean Hannity
Tucker Carlson
Laura Ingrham
Mark Levin
Dan Bongino
"Judge" Jeaninne Pirro*
Rudy Giuliani
Chanel Rion
Chanel Rion's twin sister
Chanel Rion and her twin sister, together
James Woods
Natalia Veselnitskaya
A peacefully sleeping Ben Carson ("Shh! Don't wake him!" )
Cesar Sayoc a.k.a. "The MAGAbomber"
Roger Stone**
The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh
Ivanka Trump!
Donald Trump Jr.
...Eric Trump***
Those other Trump children...you know, What's-Her-Face and/or Who's-His-Name
Jared Kushner, fresh off of having read a "Debate Moderation for Dummies" handbook
Melanie Trump
Carpe Donktum
That "Blacks for Trump" Cult Leader dude
Mr. Magorium and his Wondrous Emporium
The musical duo of Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman
Tom Fitton, wearing a most dazzling golf shirt!
The human incarnation of a Ben Garrison cartoon
A bald eagle wearing an American Flag bandana
Any member of the Duggar family, even that one really creepy one
Glenn Beck's blackboard from 2010 (minus Glenn Beck)
An entire webpage comprised entirely of Taboola clickbait advertisements
Canadian rap sensation Chuggo
A bottle of hydroxychlorquine
An entire rack of MAGA hats with a sign reading, "CLEARANCE!!! MUST GO!!! 85% off!!!"
..And finally...
John Barron****!
*Please refer to the approved beverage list in the attached rider
**Pardon pending
***Reserved sighing
****Please allow for additional two hours of debate time to account for necessary pauses between all questions and answers.
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)treason barr . .
dameatball
(7,396 posts)American flag bandanna, as long as it is sporting the ever cool goatee, wrap-around sunglasses and sporting an assault weapon to maintain...uh...order(?).
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,166 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,646 posts)He would be worse than any on the list because many would feel he is impartial and fair
keithbvadu2
(36,747 posts)So many choices...
Adolph?
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,166 posts)machoneman
(4,006 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,166 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)Who started a war and killed millions. No doubt one of 45s heroes.
The 88 is white supremacist code: H is the eighth letter of the alphabet; 88 is... Heil H. The Aryan Brotherhood pinheads all sport 88 tats, among other life-affirming ink.
chriscan64
(1,789 posts)P.S. Alex Jones doesn't make the list?
AwakeAtLast
(14,124 posts)But so should we all.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,166 posts)But do you know who was available?
Silk and Diamond, the Diamond and Silk tribute act.
Now available for booking.
AwakeAtLast
(14,124 posts)ProfessorGAC
(64,988 posts)Meaning forever. One stale as month old bread performance art bit is enough.
lpbk2713
(42,751 posts)They could probably both use the work.
jcgoldie
(11,627 posts)C'mon don't hate on those guys!