Rudy vs Piers Morgan: Partial Transcript
This is a quickly put-together transcript of the exchange from this post which documents an interview between Rudy Giuliani and Piers Morgan that goes completely off the rails. I just felt like doing this for the pure joy of it.
Thanks to kingofalldems for the original post. 
"Rudy Giuliani goes off"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213541145
There’s crosstalk between Rudy and Piers, so some of the dialogue is missing.
Rudy: You’re a disgrace! This interview is over as far as I’m concerned.
Piers: You sound completely barking mad. You know that.
Rudy: No I don’t!
Piers: You’ve lost the plot.
Rudy: You are a big liar!
Piers: You’ve lost the plot. And it’s sad to see.
Rudy: You, you, you’re the one that got thrown off the television!
Piers: Yeah?
Rudy: Because you had ratings that were about a 2! So don’t tell me I’ve lost anything!
Piers: Keep going, Rudy.
Rudy: I know what happened to your show, Piers! And I remember the mistakes you made!
Piers: I remember…
Rudy: And I remember how you (“sucked” or “f#$ked”) up! So don’t give me that stuff, I know who you are!
Piers: Well, we’d like to apologize for the language.
Rudy: You can say anything you want about me, but you’re defaming my president, and you are helping to create violence in this country (by) the way you’re covering this.
Piers: When I used to interview you, you were an intelligent, reasonable man. And you’ve gone completely mad, and you sound deranged… It’s really sad to see what’s happened to you.
Rudy: It was really sad to see the way your career imploded in the United States, Piers!
Piers: Yeah?
Rudy: If you think I have any respect for you after this. Well, maybe you don’t care. But everyone in America knows you’re a failed journalist!
Piers: Really? Well you know what?
(Three people talking over each other, then they argue about the lack of gun control in the U.S.)
Rudy: But I tried to keep my mouth shut about you because I liked you.
Piers: Well you’ve come on here.
Rudy: You were thrown out of your job!
Pies: You’ve come on here, you’ve been rude and abusive, you sound unhinged, you’ve been using profanity.
Rudy: I haven’t been rude!
Piers: And you were somebody I used to admire, Rudy.
Rudy: I didn’t use profanity! Tell me what profanity I used?
Woman: Okay. Rudy Giuliani, thanks very much indeed.
Rudy: What profanity did I use, liar? What profanity did I use!
Woman: Well I don’t think we can repeat it, unfortunately.
Rudy: I didn’t use any profanity!
Woman: Well, what words did you use that we misheard in the studio?
Rudy: You tell me the profanity that I used! That’s exactly what you do to President Trump!
Woman: Rudy Giuliani, thank you very much indeed.
End Interview
Sorry for “Woman” but I don’t know who this third person is in the interview.
(Any mistakes are mine alone).
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