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Luckily, Jared doesn't spread viruses like humans do: (Original Post) Rhiannon12866 May 2020 OP
Jared IS a virus. smirkymonkey May 2020 #1
LOL! Rhiannon12866 May 2020 #2
I know, they are ridiculous, aren't they? smirkymonkey May 2020 #3
I've been kind of at a loss since the late night shows have been in repeats Rhiannon12866 May 2020 #4
I have no style TEB May 2020 #7
You have better things to do. Scarsdale May 2020 #11
Maybe it's my screen, but the yellows seem flor-de-jasmim May 2020 #9
Golems are dead.... the_sly_pig May 2020 #5
Wait til he learns it's airborne. intrepidity May 2020 #6
He spreads it by pooping everywhere. Dios Mio May 2020 #8
Looks like Ivanka... SergeStorms May 2020 #10
 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
1. Jared IS a virus.
Thu May 28, 2020, 03:37 AM
May 2020

He's tiny, he infects everything, he destroys everything that he infects and he's hard to eradicate. Throw some bleach on him, and I'm sure that will improve things.

Rhiannon12866

(202,970 posts)
2. LOL!
Thu May 28, 2020, 03:40 AM
May 2020

I couldn't resist this ridiculous pic! No only is Jared emulating his mentor, but Ivanka has coordinated her mask with today's outfit!

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
3. I know, they are ridiculous, aren't they?
Thu May 28, 2020, 03:51 AM
May 2020

I see we are both dealing with the same insomnia problem tonight. At least we have a place to come to where we can find others to chat with! Hope we can both get some sleep before the workday starts!

Rhiannon12866

(202,970 posts)
4. I've been kind of at a loss since the late night shows have been in repeats
Thu May 28, 2020, 03:59 AM
May 2020

There's Andy Borowitz, but not much else that's humorous these days. I'm probably tired enough to go to sleep right now, but I have things I really need to do first, so I'm hanging around and procrastinating...

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)
11. You have better things to do.
Thu May 28, 2020, 05:54 AM
May 2020

Ivanka is an empty headed piece of fluff. What else does she have to occupy her "mind"?

flor-de-jasmim

(2,124 posts)
9. Maybe it's my screen, but the yellows seem
Thu May 28, 2020, 05:03 AM
May 2020

To clash. It is to her credit, I guess, that she and the kids are minimally protected.

SergeStorms

(18,882 posts)
10. Looks like Ivanka...
Thu May 28, 2020, 05:26 AM
May 2020

has a print of Daddy's hairdo on the front of her dress. Either that is she was used as a blotter for Daddy' daily face makeup application.

I imagine the children were born from In-Vitro fertilization. I just can't imagine Ivanka allowing Jared to touch her in the necessary places to induce normal procreation. It would be like mimicking sexual intercourse with Barbie and Ken dolls.

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