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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)Calling it a disgraceful situation, Donald J. Trump on Monday blamed his sinking poll numbers on people paying attention when he talks.
Noting that his approval rating has plummeted since he began holding coronavirus briefings, he said, There are a lot of people out there who are listening to things I say and basing their opinions on them, and I think its very sad.
In addition to people paying attention when he talks, Trump said that he was being treated very unfairly by people who remember what I say.
People are listening to what I say one day and comparing it to something I said on a different day, he said. These are very sick and terrible people.
Trump also lashed out at the pollsters themselves, who, he alleged, are doing a hit job on me by seeking the opinions of people who listened to things he said.
The fact that theyre talking to people who have listened to me proves how crooked and rigged these polls are, he said. People who havent listened to me think Im doing great.
Trump said that, if people persist in listening to him, he may stop talking altogether. I think thats a really good plan, Trump said. Dr. Fauci suggested it to me.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-blames-plummeting-poll-numbers-on-people-paying-attention-when-he-talks
Photograph by Jonathan Ernst / Reuters
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)This is hilarious! I love Andy Borowitz!
Rhiannon12866
(204,773 posts)UTUSN
(70,645 posts)I thought this one was kinda obvious, but you just showed how good he is!
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)the orange pathology that isn't actually just describing reality.
Maeve
(42,271 posts)Rhiannon12866
(204,773 posts)Borowitz has gotten Trump logic down perfectly!