ProfessorPlague has the solution to the refuse-to-wear-a-mask idiots!!

[Grokenstein]

MASK NUTZ!!

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[leftieNanner]

1. LOL

Maybe "tea bags"?

Reminds me of 2010 when they called themselves "tea baggers" until they found out what that actually meant!!

[Midnightwalk]

3. The plastic testicles could be used either way

I support they could be used as mask nuts or for tea bagging. Maybe they could snap on in different configurations.

It’s another fine day on DU and America.

[leftieNanner]

6. Kinda like pop-it-beads?

It's important to be flexible during these challenging times.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Lucha Libre masks but without the hole for the mouth.

How much more macho can you possibly get?

[catrose]

4. Maybe not wearing a mask entitles you to attend Man Camp!

Also for female companions who fall for their BS.

Gather them all together in the wilderness with all the guns they want, and leave them alone.

[NightWatcher]

5. I heard that Obama is using facial recognition software to track the real patriots.

So they should find a way somehow to hide their nose and mouth while they're out in public. Some smart cookie should sell American flag printed "anti-facial rec" masks.

[Grokenstein]

9. Nice! Weaponize QAnon in OUR favor!

[procon]

7. I dunno, laying in a hospital bed hooked up to

tubes, cables and machinery, might make 'em look pretty dang weak. Having someone shove an ice cold bed pan under your chapped ass and then wipe off your nasty shit, is definitely a sign of weakness.

Hey, it's a tough choice for all those costumed he-men, yeah?

[lame54]

8. Chin nuts...

They can all look like Peter Griffin